Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 64 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT The Busy, Wondrous Labor Day Of Alison DiLaurentis
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 24 | Aired on 03.18.2014
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With the local cops very close indeed, the Liars sum up the deal.
Liars: "Well, that was interesting and it was nice to see Noel Kahn, but it doesn't seem like we are going to figure it out. If only Ezra had ever given us access to all of his surveillance and information maybe, but that was not what he chose to do. Doesn't matter now, though. We know everything except who A is."
Alison: "My main deal is, why would my mother cover for this person?"
Liars: "Wouldn't it be nice, though? To come home."
Alison: "I'm a no-name slob. I don't have a home, I don't know what that feels like. It was easy to stay gone. Although I did come back when Hanna got run over by that car."
Hanna: "Man that was a long time ago."
Alison: "That's when I started the Redcoat stuff. I didn't want to just leave you guys dicked like that anymore."
Emily: "Did you come back any of the million other times?"
Alison: "I flew a plane to pull Hanna out of the Lodge fire, but she's the only one. Everybody else was already saved, by a second person wearing a mask of my face that was presumably CeCe Drake (?)."
"Oh, and I pushed Ian out of the belltower that time to save Spencer, before he went into hiding with Wren and Melissa and Melissa's fake baby helping him leave the country but then A faked his suicide. Another thing where I was trying to help that did not turn out so great."
At this point things begin happening very fast and for a while, but on paper it won't be that long. The cops are storming one place, the first location where Noel met them, and finding nothing. Another person is banging on the door of where they are, who is A. Everybody runs around crazy for a while, and then A starts shooting a gun wildly, so they run to the roof, which is what you should always do.
(Hey how come The Grunwald said the person Ali was fleeing is somebody that touched one of the Liars? It wasn't Ezra, because Ali knew about the book the whole time. Then who was it? Are psychic ESPs even real? Maybe not.)
Up there, they are immediately trapped, but then Ezra Fitz appears. Not because he is A, but because he knows who A is. One scuffle later, A jumps across to another roof, and the girls are very awesome yelling at him or her to take off his or her mask and show them who A is already. But A declines, and vanishes like a ghostface killah.