Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Lana Turner We Love You Get Up
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 21 | Aired on 02.20.2012
THE DROP
Spencer: "Do you think you could just sit on this park bench and not do anything irritating?"
Aria: "I simply cannot."
Spencer: "Good thing you're so cute."
Jonah: "Hey, Alison. Do you have my money and who's this girl with the crazy eyes?"
Spencer: "I am the money, motherfucker. Hand over the info!"
Aria: "Spencer, chill. Hello, Jonah. How nice to see you again."
He gives them a piece of paper, once he's able to yank the money out of Spencer's death grip, but it only contains an address -- the threats were coming from a burner phone. Spencer threatens to break his arm and face.
Jonah: "Remember that this is the money Vivian already owed me. As far as I'm concerned, giving you info is just a favor to sweeten the deal."
Aria: "He's right. Let there be honor among thieves. He's already lost so much."
Spencer: "Fine. We'll go to this address. But we're not done, you ratty-looking son of a bitch."
Jonah: "You got some scary friends, Alison."
Garrett: Creeper.
Aria: "...And there's another one, parked over there in broad daylight. Officer Garrett. Guess we're done for now."
Spencer: "I'll fuck him up, too. I don't give a damn anymore. My identity is spiraling out of control."
Aria: "Lady, you have got to chill. Maybe you should take up Tang Soo Do or something, channel that crazy."
Spencer: "Not even Krav Maga would take the edge off where I'm headed right now. Man, I wish my sister had an older boyfriend I could steal. That would really hit the spot."
MARIN
Hanna: "Well, I guess Aria and Spencer screwed up the drop somehow. Mom, you need help with dinner?"
Ashley: "Sure, grab some pasta. The eating kind, not the kind we use instead of bank accounts."
I: Can't help thinking that any pasta reference in the Marin household is a secret shout-out. To all of us.
Hanna: "So how weird was that, that Wilden would come back here after being a prisoner in your boudoir for like an entire season?"
Ashley: "As your dad has already demonstrated, men are beasts. They can't get enough of this booty."
Hanna: "You know what it reminded me of is that one time you slept with him."
Ashley: "We don't talk about that, Hanna. That's one of the things we really, really don't talk about."
Hanna: "Okay, but like how bad would it be, if people found out you did this ridiculous thing last season?"
Ashley: "You think Kate's a bitch now? Wait 'til your dad gets custody and you end up Brady Bunched with her."