Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Lana Turner We Love You Get Up
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 21 | Aired on 02.20.2012
Liars: "So, we should turn them in to the cops, yeah? Like we always say about this video, right before..."
Spencer: "-- No! We can't turn this in."
Liars: "...There it is."
Hanna: "Fuck it. I'll turn her ass in, pregnant or not."
Aria: "Seriously. Let's burn the jerks."
Spencer: "Let me talk to my sister first. She's been eventually absolved every time she's looked suspicious, and honestly I can't deal with one more thing with my family today. Just give me time."
Liars: "No. You find her now, drive to Mystic Falls if you have to, and get to the bottom of this."
Spencer: "Well, and don't forget, we still have to investigate that strange address. We could end this whole thing before I ever even have to start yet more shit with my awful sister."
WALTER & JAMES GASTRO PUB
Waitress: "Welcome to Rosewood's second eating establishment! Something to drink?"
Spencer: "I'm sixteen. I'm just waiting here for my sister to show up so we can talk about her involvement in a conspiracy regarding the death of my best friend. She's pregnant with the baby of one of the men who has been stalking me since I was a child, so it could take a while. How about coffee?"
YESTERDAY'S TRASH, TOMORROW'S NEWS -- A
Mona: "Okay, well, right after you told me the whole shoplifting/sexual favors thing was a lie, your police report showed up at my door with a mean note from a dead person."
Hanna: "So I lied. What, am I going to advertise the amount of degradation I put my family through regularly?"
Mona: "Actually, that's what I have to do. A says if I don't tell the newspaper about this little cathouse your family is running, I'll go to jail for my own shoplifting. Regardless of how much I, like everyone else, adore your mom."
Hanna: "I would prefer that you not do that."
Mona: "And seeing as how I am obsessively in love with you, I admit it does seem unlikely."
THE BOY W/ THE ARAB STRAP
Twee Britpop playin' at the gastropub? Can tiny sexy Wren be far behind? ...No, the answer is no. Not far behind at all. Spencer sneaks a shot and then he appears, as if by twee magic.
Wren: "Crikey, it must be bloody fate!"
Spencer: "Uh, no. You work across the street at the hospital, and this is the only bar in Rosewood. Anyway, you'd best scamper, as nice as it is to see you, because I'm meeting Melissa."
Wren: "You're saying it would be weird to sit down and have a drink with your sister, just the three of us?"
Spencer: "That is what I'm sayin... Hey, did she just run and jump in Garrett's car instead of coming inside? First of all, what a dick, and second of all, they barely know each other."
Wren: "Uh, he came with her to her baby appointment last week, so I'm guessing they've gotten closer."
Melissa Text: "Lies."
Spencer: "That's fucked up. I'm going to drink more and make amazing decisions."