Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Lana Turner We Love You Get Up
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 21 | Aired on 02.20.2012
Mona Vanderwaal: "Hey, ladies!"
Liars: "It's not that we're not feeling more friendly toward you after the past several episodes of you worming your way into our affections, but now is not the time."
Mona: "Nothin' new there. Hanna, can we talk?"
Hanna: "I can't go shopping with you today, I have secret things going on."
Mona: "Are you saying constantly being blackmailed, chased, murdered and humiliated is more important than shopping with Mona Vanderwaal?"
Hanna: "Nothing of the sort, I just need to push it. How about we skip school tomorrow morning?"
A: Mean text to Mona, causing her face to fall, to the effect that while Ashley was willing to whore it out for her daughter, Mona's mom is not that awesome. Blackmail!
Hanna: "That's so crazy, I always make that exact same face when I get a text from my stalker, threatening my person or friends unless I deal with some incredibly complex ethical conundrum. Anyway, TTYL!"
MARIN
Wilden shows up at the back door as Ashley's unloading groceries.
Wilden: "Just like old times, huh? Anyway, I need to ask Hanna about that one time they all put on costumes and stole documents from the Medical Examiner's office."
Ashley & Hanna: "You can fuck off. It's not even that good of a story."
Wilden: "I am cool as a very mean cucumber."
THE HASTINGS HOME FOR ETERNAL PREGNANCY
Melissa: "Wait, so Jason is our brother? No wonder he's such a bad kisser. Listen, I am getting real sick of being pregnant forever, and I didn't come back from Mystic Falls just to hear a bunch of the usual Hastings hoo-hah. Let's just say we hate our parents and move on. I've got some vampire-related serial killing to do on another show."
Spencer: "I mean, how sad for our mom though. To live next door to those awful people and know that one of them was her husband's bastard."
Melissa: "I don't know who the father of my kid is, either. You don't see me whining -- I am just on the go."
Spencer: "Okay, well, fuck me for trying. Anyway, Alison probably knew."
Melissa: "Huh, I'm going to pretend that's not very interesting. On a separate topic, does anybody else know? Did Alison tell people generally about the huge amounts of stuff she knew all the time?"
Spencer: "Your questions do not make me suspicious in the slightest."