Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Lana Turner We Love You Get Up
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 21 | Aired on 02.20.2012
EZZZRIA
Ezra: "I can't talk right now, Aria. I have a grownup job and you are a little child."
Aria: "I just wanted to talk about feelings and stuff."
Ezra: "If by 'feelings' you mean your father's campaign to get me shipped to New Orleans, I am totally taking that job. College girls are just like you, but legal, and they never age or grow body hair."
Aria: "I think we should talk about it in person. I'm not past puberty yet, maybe you just need a little reminder of what I'm packing... Anyway, haha, Emily! Talk to you later!"
Ella: "Was that Emily? Or you doing a talking-to-Emily impression? And anyway, here's that letter that A left on his car the night that you were threatened with French vegan food. It looks suspiciously identical to the note that I received about your dad's affair, so I'm inclined to believe it. Omnipotent, omniscient and ubiquitous ghost ninjas being remarkably reliable in my experience."
Aria: "So you're saying you totally know I'm still with Ezra, and this is your way of warning me that the jig is up?"
Ella: "I'm not saying anything. Just watch your ass, okay?"
Aria: "Your maternal ambivalence is one of the coolest things about this show, oddly enough."
POST-WALKABOUT
Emily: "We sure did raise a lot of money for something or other."
Paige: "We make a great team! Of lovers."
Paige: "Hey Mom, just chilling with my friend Emily. No, we're not doing it."
Emily: "So now you talk to your mom about girls?"
Paige: "Oh, right! Side note, in addition to therapy and this haircut, I also came out of the closet."
Emily: "Did your son of a bitch father murder you, literally?"
Paige: "No, they were weirdly cool about it. I mean, they freaked out like all parents kind of have the prerogative to do, but the storm didn't last long."
Emily: "That is really great news. Coming out is a really healthy choice, I'm proud."
Paige: "I was inspired by your wonderful groundbreaking storyline last season. Hey, do you want to go on a date and be my girlfriend and live together in a bungalow and have cats?"
Emily: "Uh..."
Hanna Text: SOS, LADY!
Emily: "Whew! I gotta go."
Paige: "Was that from Maya? Is she able to navigate a smartphone all of a sudden?"
Emily: "No, but I do have to go. Let's stick a pin in this."