Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Lana Turner We Love You Get Up
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 21 | Aired on 02.20.2012
Melissa: Uncharacteristically sweet and loyal for a hot minute.
Spencer: Doesn't even really care at this point. You best watch that hot ass, girlfriend. I don't trust Melissa for shit.
APRÈS-NATATION, LE DÉLUGE
Emily: "Maya, ever since you issued that ultimatum and then acted on it I have the weirdest feeling that you did exactly what you said you were going to do. I'm going to keep leaving you voicemails until I am as old as you are now."
Paige: "The swimming season is over! What the hell are you going to talk about all the time?"
Emily: "Um, do I know you?"
Paige: "It's me, Paige! I have a normal human haircut now, instead of looking like an assassin from a Wong Kar-wai movie."
Emily: "Oh right, the girl who tried to kill me, then stalked me, then I dated. In rapid succession. You're actually pretty gorgeous without all that distracting crazy on your head."
Paige: "I couldn't help overhearing that Maya finally died of old age. Would you like to accompany me on a turn 'round the one street of our town?"
SHOPPING W/MONA
Mona: "So, clothing and such."
Hanna: "...Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Because I don't care."
A: Another mean text about Hanna, blackmail, etc.
Hanna: "Suddenly I am curious about this. You say you've been getting texts from the mysterious A, telling you to do destructive and/or humiliating things? Curious."
Mona: "Yeah, it's getting really 'boring.' Like, I shoplifted this necklace I'm wearing, and they're fucking with me about that, and it's so dumb. What is life without theft?"
Hanna: "First of all, you best take that necklace back to the store immediately. And also, am I involved in this?"
Mona: "Funny you should say that."
She produces a picture of Ashley about to bone Detective Wilden and explains that A seems to believe that Ashley awesomely fucked him to save Hanna from jail. Like it just slipped her mind that this was going on, until Hanna jogged her memory.
"Oh, that's right! My bad, yes. I am totally supposed to blackmail your mom."
Hanna: "What about when it escalates?"
Mona: "If I could handle that bitch Alison DiLaurentis without making little cuts on my legs, texts from a ghost ninja are not going to faze me."
Hanna: "Okay, so now I have to worry about protecting Caleb, my mom, the Liars and their respective boyfriends and families, and you? Shit, I better write this down. We don't want another Therapy Anne situation."