Episode Report Card Potes: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Featuring Janice Dickinson As Herself
By Potes | Season 6 | Episode 4 | Aired on 03.28.2006
Jade looks like the kindergarten teacher from a Swedish porn movie. She has a long blonde wig on, which she is very excited about. Mr. Buns is her student. Sit down, Waldo!
Sara's outfit is especially low-cut and whoreish, and she jokingly asks if Jay's lawyer would wear that. He says his lawyer wouldn't, except when it's drag night at Ramrod. As Sara poses, Jay says that this shot looks like it would be page one of an editorial, and that on page two her top would be off and on page three she'd be on her knees. Nice.
Joanie is next, and her stay-at-home mom is deliciously 1950s.
Mollie Sue says that she got to be a little more rock, which put her in her element. I guess we've regressed to "rock" meaning "bemulleted." She looks ridiculous.
Gina interviews that this is her chance to shine. However, she gets distracted, loses focus, and becomes a hot mess yet again. Joanie interviews that the whole kerfluffle with Jade and Gina is really working to Jade's advantage. Jay notes that Gina is even worse than usual, and stops the shoot to tell Gina this. Gina says that she knows she can do better, but is getting lost with all the crap going on in the house. It's annoying and kind of makes me wish that Janice would come and scream at her again.
Leslie is next, and is dressed as Lady Justice with a whip. She looks pretty fierce, and is holding the scales of justice in her hand. I imagine that a tiny Chastity Bono is on one side and a tiny Bruce Vilanch on the other.
Danielle does her shoot as a singer, and it's very much the Streisand-Kristofferson remake of A Star Is Born. Jay says that Danielle nailed the shot, and everyone is orgasmic about it.
Brooke is dressed up as a porn nurse and struggles a bit. She interviews that she has potential, but lets her nerves get the better of her. Leslie agrees that Brooke needs to work on her confidence. Jay says that Brooke is awkward and uncomfortable and didn't sell the outfit.
Next is Miss Nnenna. Jay tells her not to be afraid of creating energy and chemistry on the set. Nnenna, the chemist, will have no problem with that. But before we get to the dirty parts, I must describe the scene. Nnenna is wearing leopard print and is standing amidst the wild African grasses along with her chemistry set and a half-naked tribesman, played by Vaughn. Seriously, they might as well have put a plate in his lip or had a Coke bottle fall from the sky or something. It's ridiculous. Jay yells at them to feel the African breeze. Nnenna says that it helps the situation when both models are attractive. Nnenna thinks Vaughn is attractive and that she is also attractive, so they make a fine match. Vaughn then starts getting a little handsy. In an interview, Jade is scandalized by the touchy-feeliness of it all. Vaughn starts kissing Nnenna's neck, and it's like the cover of a Harlequin romance novel called The Savage's Mistress. On the last frame, Vaughn and Nnenna kiss. Nnenna runs off and laughs. Joanie interviews that Vaughn pitched a tent while they were in Africa, and not the camping kind. Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti. Danielle interviews that, given the finale, Nnenna might want to call her boyfriend. Nnenna says that she just had fun at the photo shoot. Nnenna is a little shady.