Episode Report Card Potes: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Featuring Janice Dickinson As Herself
By Potes | Season 6 | Episode 4 | Aired on 03.28.2006
Back at the Chateau of the Confessed Infidelities, Nnenna calls her boyfriend and tells him that they had a shoot with guys. He immediately gets a certain tone and goes, "Nnenna...what did you do?" Nnenna says, "Nothing," which is an obvious lie. John asks if she "kissed on a guy," and she says, "No." John says, "Ugh, I can't believe you did." It's no "You had SEX?!?!?," but I'll take it. Nnenna says that she felt guilty, and that she should tell John, because all the rest of the girls were making such a big deal out of it. ["And also...he was going to have to see it anyway." -- Wing Chun] Nnenna says that she'll talk to John tomorrow, but before she has the chance to really say goodbye, John hangs up on her. Oh, those crazy kids are just made for each other, aren't they? Nnenna interviews that she normally always knows what to do, but doesn't in this case. She adds that she hates relationships. Well, I hate models and have to deal with them on a weekly basis, so I guess there are no easy outs. Commercials.
We return to Tyra Mail. Someone is going home. Furonda, who wears a shower cap, says that she doesn't want to be eliminated. Jade says that everybody thinks Gina will go home, but Jade doesn't think Gina's going anywhere.
The photo that leads us into judging is Tyra in her future career of blow-up doll. And yes, I stole that from the forums. But seriously, you guys, I think someone removed the model chip from her brain. The girls appear before the panel. There are prizes, there are judges. Twiggy looks like one of the Pink Ladies. Lawrence Zarian is the guest judge. No Janice? Rip-off. Tyra asks each of the girls to give three commercial poses to sell the clothes that they're wearing. Gina looks awfully confused, and the judges laugh at her. Sara does the Janice laugh. Joanie tries to do the Janice laugh, but it is a pale imitation. Then the girls have to do edgy poses while wearing fireman gear, thus giving a whole new meaning to the term "flame retardant."
Time for critiques. Leslie doesn't hit her poses strong. Her criminal-justice photo is great.
Danielle worked the fireman outfit, according to Twiggy. Danielle's photo is very savage and intense according to Miss J., and reminds Tyra of Iman and David Bowie.
Lawrence Zarian "really, really" likes Mollie Sue. Her face and photo are modern according to Twiggy, but Tyra says that she isn't pushing herself enough.
Miss J. tells Brooke that 90% of the job is showing up, and that she just wasn't there. Brooke says that she froze up and went blank. Her photo is good, but Tyra says it was one of the few good shots she had. She tells Brooke not to be afraid to be ugly, which seems like a good life strategy in Brooke's case.