Episode Report Card Potes: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Featuring Janice Dickinson As Herself
By Potes | Season 6 | Episode 4 | Aired on 03.28.2006
Joanie's commercial poses were hokey. She says that she tried to do what Janice told her, and Tyra counters that she's sure Janice didn't instruct her to look like a fool, because Janice is a really good model. Awww, Tyra sticking up for Janice! It brings a tear to my eye. Also bringing a tear to my eye is the snaggletooth. The tooth could have its own talk show at this point. Joanie's closed-mouth photo is great, though. All the judges love it.
The judges make fun of Sara's laugh, but Tyra says that if there had been a camera snapping, her photos would have been great. Sara's lawyer photo is pretty good, but a little porny.
Lawrence likes Jade's sassy confidence. The judges like her photo, which is strong but not too hard.
Then there's Gina, who looked lost and confused according to Twiggy. Gina says that she's letting problems at home get to her. The judges have no sympathy. Gina's photo is weird, and she has no presence.
Furonda has upped her game according to Nigel. Furonda's photo is good, and makes her actually look pretty. Will the wonders of airbrushing never cease?
Nnenna's catalogue poses were good, in large part because of her big smile. Nnenna's photo is obviously full of chemistry, says Miss J. Tyra asks Nnenna what was going on with the shoot, in which her photos became increasingly freaky and ended with a French kiss. Nnenna says she and Vaughn had chemistry. Nigel reminds her that she can always say no, and Tyra counters that Nnenna wasn't even trying to say no. Nnenna says that she has a boyfriend, and Tyra says, "Not anymore you don't." The rest of the girls laugh, because the misfortunes of others are fun! Commercials.
When we return, the judges deliberate. Gina looks stunning in her picture, but her personal stuff is holding her back. Leslie needs to bring it home. Jade is learning and listening, and is putting it on to get the gig no matter what she's doing at home. Brooke has managed to survive through all her inadequacies. She looks like a top model in person, but isn't photographing as well as expected. Twiggy loved Sara at the beginning, but thinks she's getting more peculiar. Danielle is progressing. Mollie Sue can go far if she gets some fire. Twiggy likes Nnenna, but Miss J. says that he's bored to death by her each week. Tyra says that Nnenna has a quiet power. Joanie's photo was surprising in its personality, wit, and sexiness. Furonda has a great personality according to Lawrence. Miss J. says that her head is shaped like a lightbulb. Tyra says that her whole family calls her Lightbulb Head, and Nigel says that means she'll have a bright future. Oh, what a cad he is.