Episode Report Card Potes: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Featuring Janice Dickinson As Herself
By Potes | Season 6 | Episode 4 | Aired on 03.28.2006
On the way home, Gina bawls. She says that Jade loved every minute of her smackdown. Oh, a part of me did, too. The little evil part, but still. Danielle says that Jade has picked on Gina from day one. Gina didn't want to rat out Jade, but she didn't know what else to do. Danielle says that Gina let Jade get in her head, and now Jade is stuck there, just like with the conjoined fetus lady.
Back at home, Nnenna counsels Gina to stand up to Jade. Nnenna asks what Gina is scared of: "What is Jade gonna do? She gonna spank you?" Nnenna tells Gina to look confident so that she's not such an easy target. Gina takes a shower. When she gets out, who is sitting on her bed but Jade. Gina, dude, we know that you're not going to win a battle of words so just bite her and get it over with. Commercials.
When we return, Jade tells Nnenna that Gina has it twisted. Gina, who has just exited the shower, is wearing a towel and fumbling with her underwear. She is sopping wet. She interviews that she is really not in the mood. Jade, who is wearing a bra of sorts, says that she didn't appreciate what happened at dinner. Gina starts to say that she doesn't want to talk about it, but Jade insists. Gina then grows, like, a quarter of a ball and asks if Jade is really shocked that Gina called her out. Jade says that she is shocked and must say something about the others being shocked, because Gina intimates that no one was shocked. She interviews that she really needed to stand up for herself. Jade says something to Gina about trying to make peace, and Gina says that the two of them will never make peace. She then says that, while Jade says she's sorry for Gina, it is Gina who is sorry for Jade, because Jade doesn't understand anything. Gina says that Jade thinks she's getting under Gina's skin and intimidating her, but that's not the case. Well, actually it is the case. Gina says, "You can say whatever the hell you want, Jade. I'm done with you." It doesn't have quite the ring of "Zip it bitch, you're dead in my book," but it's not bad for a beginner. Nnenna is glad that Gina stood up to Jade, and so is Gina.
Tyra Mail! "Ready for a change of scenery?" The girls jump up and down, even though they have no idea what it really means.
The next morning, there is Special K for everyone. There is so much Special K, and at such prominent angles to the camera, that I am now aware you can win free jeans by eating Special K. Wouldn't it be awesome if there were a type of rat poison called "Species K" that came in a box of the exact size with an eerily similar logo and Furonda accidentally grabbed that instead of the cereal? Really, it's the only way that the episode could complete the course that Janice so carefully set for it.