Episode Report Card Potes: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Featuring Janice Dickinson As Herself
By Potes | Season 6 | Episode 4 | Aired on 03.28.2006
Joanie is next, and her "spring" pose makes her look exactly like Max Headroom.
Poor Gina is next. She interviews that she hopes she won't let Jade get to her anymore and ruin her concentration in the competition. Cut to Jade snickering about how cheesy Gina looks. Joanie snickers along behind her hand, artfully hiding her snaggletooth. Gina really does look like a hot mess as she kicks over some props. Russell says that if Gina can get her poses down, she'll be a really strong contender. They obviously just put that in there to throw us off. Nice try, though. I will say that Gina's shots are actually pretty good.
Lawrence and Russell lie to the girls that each of them has a great gift, and that they saw potential in all of them. The one girl, however, who had a homerun on every single shot was Nnenna. Of course. Danielle says that she's not worried about Nnenna winning all the challenges, on account of how Nnenna's a "cool female": "Just give me America's Next Top Model and I'll be okay." Foreshadowing, perhaps? I actually have to say that I didn't think all of Nnenna's shots were that great. But then again, neither is the prize: she gets to keep all of the clothes from the shoot. Tens of dollars worth of fashions! Nnenna is excited, mostly because she did well.
Back at Headless House, Nnenna is on the phone again with her boyfriend loser. He asks if she understands how miserable he is not getting to talk to her. Nnenna answers, "You're getting to talk to me right now." Point: Nnenna. She is so not into him. John says that he doesn't get to talk to her, he gets to hear from her. Or, more accurately, hear himself talking at her when she calls. Nnenna interviews that she didn't realize quite how attached John was to her. John is like those stuffed koala bears with Velcro on their paws. He is that attached. He then busts out this gem: "Nnenna, I asked you, what are your intentions...with me, this man?" It is all helpfully captioned to underscore what a weenie he is. Do you understand what is now being said by me...this recapper? Who refers to himself in that way? Nnenna says that she doesn't know what her intentions are, which just sets John off even further. Nnenna tells John that he's making it worse. She interviews that she's trying to become America's Next Top Model and needs John to back off. She tells him that they can have this conversation when she gets home. He tries to get another word in, but Nnenna is all, "Screw this noise," and hangs up on him. She pulls her silk robe tighter around herself and walks off as we head toward commercials and John stabs himself in the leg with a plastic fork and thinks how bad Nnenna will feel when she gets the call from the hospital.