Episode Report Card Erin: A | 111 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Hell Hath No Fury
By Erin | Season 3 | Episode 7 | Aired on 2003.11.09
Garage of Marital Difficulties. Vaughn runs in. He sees the yellow tape everywhere, but he doesn't see his wife. Until he looks to the right. There she is, standing next to a concrete slab. He runs over to her. They hug. He wants to know if she's okay. She tells him she's fine. "Did he hurt you?" Vaughn asks, still holding her in his arms. She shakes her head. "No," she says as they separate. "But I'm really super-jealous of his awesome accent. How does he DO that?" Vaughn runs his hand down her face. "I am so sorry," he says. "We'll find him. And I don't know. I think David Anders is like an accent wunderkind or something. He's genius, ain't he?" Killjoy just looks at him. "He told me Julia Thorne is really Sydney Bristow." Vaughn kind of steps back. Killjoy chokes on her tears. "I wasn't sure if you knew," she says. "Now I know."
Vaughn pulls her away from the crime scene, telling her that he was ordered not to say anything. She's all, whose orders? He's all, Dixon's. She's all, Dixon knows? And Jack, Weiss, everyone? They all know and I DON'T? Vaughn's all, that is SO not the point! Killjoy's all, oh, but that is PRECISELY the point, dillweed! Everyone at that office has been keeping secret from the NSC the ONE THING that I have been desperately trying to learn! "How long have you known?" Killjoy asks. "Three weeks," answers her husband.
Killjoy's all, THREE WEEKS? For three goddamn weeks you've been trying to derail my investigation. That's great. That's just fucking great. Okay. No blowjobs for you in the near future. Really. I'm not kidding. No. NOT KIDDING. Vaughn's all, Sydney doesn't remember a lick of it! Really! She remembers nothing! Killjoy's all, do NOT defend her to me, okay? Vaughn's all, but I'm just trying to tell you why Dixon -- Killjoy jumps in. "I am your wife! You kept Sydney's secret from me. You protected Sydney over ME! Something I refuse to do with you!" "It's not that simple!" shouts Vaughn. "Do you still love her?" asks moderately insecure Killjoy. "Dammit, that's not what this is about!" says Vaughn. "She is not my wife! You can't punish her for the fact that she and I had a past! If you report this to [Head], [Killjoy], he's gonna wanna know everything she did over those two years." "As well he should," says Killjoy, acting more and more like the vengeful wife. Vaughn's all, the only way to access her memory is through DANGEROUS INVASIVE PROCEDURES -- Killjoy cuts in, saying that she's aware of the DIP, but none of those would be forced upon a U.S. agent.