Episode Report Card Erin: A | 111 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Hell Hath No Fury
By Erin | Season 3 | Episode 7 | Aired on 2003.11.09
Oops Center Parking Garage. If there is such a thing. Killjoy walks over to her car and opens the door and gets in. She puts the key in, turns it, and nothing happens. She gets out and pops the hood. She sees a little device of some sort (I have NO idea about car engines, okay? I just don't) and puts it back where she thinks it should go. We hear the sound of a gun hammer cocking and then a gun is placed to Killjoy's right ear. "Get in the car," says Billy Bob Thornton Sark, standing behind her. "Please." Killjoy replaces the hood of her car and gets into the driver's seat. Cassius Clay Sark gets in behind her and puts the gun back against her right ear.
"I've jammed the feed of the C.C. TV cameras," he says, "so let us speak freely. You know who I am?" "Yes," says Killjoy, looking at him in the rearview mirror. He's all, so…your investigation into the Lazarapolicious murder has hit a dead end, right? "What a pity," Dave Matthews Sark states. Killjoy's all, how in the HELL do you know about that? Gregory Peck Sark's all, oh, 'cuz I might have framed one of my dudes, Chavez y Chavez, hoping that, when he was captured, he'd give up the goods on my father's murderer. Killjoy's all, dude? This is the second time I've had a gun put to my head, and quite frankly, it's not really doing much for me, okay? I'm gonna assume that, if you wanted me dead, I'd be dead already, so if you have something to tell me, spit it the fuck out or get the HELL outta my car, mmm-kay? Heh. I don't quite mind the OmniAccent here, primarily because the OmniAccent is actually full-on Aussie at the moment and Melissa George is looking at David Anders like, "You gonna go? Huh? You gonna go? Because I am ALL sorts of ready for you, BRIT BOY."
Simon Le Bon Sark reaches over next to him and picks up a hard cover dossier. He tosses it into the front seat. "A wedding present," he says. "A touch informal, I know, but everything else on your registry was taken." Killjoy breathes heavily. And not in the good way. "Open it," says Andy Taylor Sark. Killjoy grabs the dossier and opens it. Inside she finds several photos. She looks at Roger Taylor Sark in the rearview mirror and asks, "Where did you get these?" "Where is not important," says Nick Rhodes Sark. "What is important is 'who.'" Killjoy pages through the pictures. "Her name is Julia Thorne," says John Taylor Sark. "Merely an alias. She goes by another name. A name you're quite familiar with." As he says this, Killjoy comes upon a close-up of Julia that can only be Sydney herself. "Oh my god," Killjoy says. "Now you should understand why I've risked coming to you like this," says Duran Duran Sark. "I recently learned that Sydney Bristow murdered a father I never had the chance to know."