Episode Report Card Erin: A | 111 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Hell Hath No Fury
By Erin | Season 3 | Episode 7 | Aired on 2003.11.09
Oooh! I just love it when Spy Daddy's a murderous son of a bitch on behalf of his loving daughter. Yay! My father acted very much like Spy Daddy on occasion, only he didn't kill people. He just told me that Scott Russwick really shouldn't wear his baseball hat once he was invited inside the house and that if I brought home a boy with an earring, I could consider myself disinherited. Of course, when I brought home a boy with an earring who managed to tell my dad that his gravy sucked and offered a solution to the problem, my dad quickly forgot his "no earring" rule. Aw. Dads.
Commercials. Gothika looks super-cool. And I still love Geoffrey the Giraffe. And call me un-American, but the whole Jessica Lynch thing turns my stomach. I mean, I appreciate what she went through and how horrible it was and how wonderful it is that she survived, but between that damn Lifetime Television for Women and Gay Men after-school special and the bloody Diane Sawyer interview where Diane scrunches up her eyes and asks Jessica all about the sexual assault even though we SO don't need to know about that, I'm pretty much Jessica Lynched OUT, okay?
Random Chinese Ministry Bathroom Or Office. I think. I really have no idea what this room is or where it's located. Really. Syd enters quickly and locks the door. So I guess it isn't a bathroom. If it is, then there's gonna be hell to pay when someone has to pee. So, anyway, Syd slips out of her party dress and reveals a skintight sleeveless black catsuit. She shoves her dress under a desk or counter or something, and unfortunately, her hair is still sort of a disaster. I kind of like it, because it's messy and stuff, but it sure as hell ain't sleek. Syd gets on the horn and tells Marshall she's going in. Dix answers and tells her that the security systems are offline and she's cleared for entry. He reminds her to keep her face covered because she can't afford to be recognized. Syd pulls a skintight black facemask over her head so that only her eyes are visible. She's going with the ninja girl look here.
She exits whatever room she's in and moves into what is obviously the Chinese minister's office. She places her "cell phone" unit down on a desk and moves toward a cabinet that's against the wall. She checks the perimeter of the doors for explosive devices and finds none, then presses the inner corners of the doors and they pop open, just like any good media center doors purchased from Tar-Jay should. She opens the doors fully, revealing a safe within, and places a clock-like device on top of the lock mechanism. She presses a button, and the device unlocks the safe.