Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 63 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT An Airbag Saved My Life
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 8 | Aired on 11.17.2013
Will makes out with the horrible tattoo girl and it's horrible. Apparently this week she's learning to drive a car? Something with computers, because he's into saving strippers and sending them to night classes? Or just taking a DUI course, most likely. I hate her. I hate her macramé clothing that she wears without shame, as though it is people clothing --although to be fair I do not hate that she is now wearing clothing. I hate the way she bites and licks Will's ears like they got Nutella on 'em. I hate the blackened soles of her stupid feet.
David Lee: "What the fuck is that."
Diane: "That's called a rebound. Just be glad it's not Edelstein. That bitch was worse."
Admin: "Mr. Lee? That woman is waiting."
David Lee: "I have no time for women today. Tell her to fuck off."
Diane: "Wait, who is fucking off?"
David Lee: "Some chick who used to work here, I dunno. Not a huge corporate client, and not Family Law, so fuck it."
Lyman: "I'll see to this!"
Diane: "But Howard, you're not really a lawyer."
David Lee: "And this isn't really a client. Let him play."
PSYCH IT'S NATALIE FLORES
Lyman: "So what, you want to come back to work here?"
Natalie: "No, I want to hook you up with a serious NYC lobbyist."
Lyman: "Sorry, I don't understand Spanish. But I do speak Dem Titties!"
Natalie: "...Cool, I'm gonna bounce. You should probably retire. From like life."
Natalie: "Okay, not really getting the personal touch I expected."
Reception: "That's probably because Alicia left, with all the sunshine and dimples."
Natalie: "Could you hook a girl up with her address, maybe?"
Reception: "Okay, but be warned. Chicago's t-shirt district can be a dangerous place, full of Pumpkin-craving automatons, low-cost rental prices and leprechauns in love."
SWEET F/A
Cary and Carey do a little dance. Alicia does it with them in spirit but not in body because she does not roll like that. The place is kind of awesome for somebody who is dying at the end of SLC Punk or if you were Hansel from Zoolander maybe it would be cool. Or a homeless hobo with really high architectural standards, like, for example I would love it there. You know who else can see it? Alicia.
Cary: "We can't meet with ChumHum here! He'll know it's not on purpose!"