Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 63 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT An Airbag Saved My Life
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 8 | Aired on 11.17.2013
She keeps shoving her foot harder and harder inside the chick's apartment screaming about child support while the chick pretends she doesn't know him, because he is a criminal and because Robyn is pretty intense even when she's hinged -- which she is not today -- but the second Robyn disappears, the girlfriend goes straight to house number three, where Robyn probably invents a third personality that is even more everyday/conventionally "fucked up" than even the dead-inside skip-tracer or the wild-eyed single mom.
I keep trying to iterate that series in my head and see what the next one would be, but they're all either super dark, or just like, Robin Thicke. Richie Incognito. Oh, and there's your recap title.
JUDGE REARDON
Talks in Bob Dylan lyrics, which is like a regular judge quirk with some quirk on top, so we won't dignify it. I remember James LeGros first from Ally McBeal. I was so jealous of Lisa Edelstein's character, to be dating those teeth.
They yell back and forth for a while, for quite a while actually, about whether or not Tomas or Dolan is breaking their deal since technically Tomas never lived up to the letter of the snitch visa, but on the other hand Dolan's being a murdering dick for no reason. It's another argument that doesn't actually have two sides, but weirdly pretends that it does, and it's not that interesting. I just don't get why the guy is so into doing this, especially once they figure out it's not even the right Tomas Ruiz.
I mean, if the system worked perfectly they would both be on that bus, I guess. But the snitch visa isn't about immigration law, it's about this man being brave enough to put his body in physical danger in order to prove his value to the country where he lives. To put himself in the line of fire, for his home. It just doesn't seem so complicated to me.
10 HRS
Robyn: "Meanwhile, guess what I have? The other Tomas Ruiz."
F/A: "Really? Like in two hours? That is phenomenal. But not in a way where you'll get any other feedback."
LeGros: "So but like, your guy is a criminal, though. And he didn't actually do anything for the US Attorney..."
F/A: "Oh, now it is about how our client was mistakenly deported because Immigration confused him with someone else."
LeGros: "Yeah but he should be deported, and also he already was."