Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 57 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT I Have Hot Ice Cubes In My Head
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 18 | Aired on 02.04.2014
"You know, Spencer, sloppy work leads to consequences. I'd hate to see you suffer."
She pushes past him and continues down the hallway, but honestly I don't know how she manages it. Good Lord, Ezra Fitz. You're gonna have to keep working on it if you ever want me to shut up about Noel Kahn, but that was a clutch opening gambit.
GUIDANCE OFFICE
Aria waffles outside Jesse's office for a while. She wants to talk about herself, but also can't say anything about herself without giving up either her boyfriend or her friends. So then what? The best even Alison could come up with is like, codenames and crazy bubble-writing, and Ali was born for this shit.
Jesse: "Oh, Aria Montgomery. Awesome."
Aria: "I may be a little bit angry, but it isn't at Mikey. It is at myself."
Jesse: "Oh, we all saw that coming."
Aria: "I have decided to give you the gift of listening to me talk about myself. Do you have one thousand million hours?"
Ezra watches from several rooms away, and gets so mad because why should another man well into adulthood be guiding or counseling his little B-26? He won't have it. Not only does he have to keep Aria away from Spencer and the Liars, but now he's got to keep her from introspecting altogether? Just another incredibly busy day in a life full of very, very busy days.
STAKEOUT
Hanna: "Get in the car, loser! We're going to Taco Bell."
Spencer: "I'm not at my house. I am also not googling Ezra Fitz and Ezra Fitzgerald to find out if he rented that apartment or any other apartment in Ravenswood."
Hanna: "Get your ass downstairs. I have 87 pairs of shoes in my car and you gotta come over and help me make my closet all neat-freaky."
Spencer: "I would really like to -- even before Study Aids, but definitely now, you have no idea -- but I have to rewrite this essay about that conspicuously unnamed Shirley Jackson short story."
(The Hastings grandfather clock goes off in Hanna's ear, putting the lie to Spencer's lies.)
Hanna: "Okay, I'll leave you alone. PS, actually the opposite. Full-on stalking you now."
THE TALKING CURE
Aria: "[Talks.]"
Jesse: "['Listens.']"
This goes on for some time.
Jesse: "So why would your friends disapprove of this relationship being rekindled?"