Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 57 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT I Have Hot Ice Cubes In My Head
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 18 | Aired on 02.04.2014
Emily: "Nope, just a bag of coffee beans. It's no box of lasagna, but it'll do in a pinch. Now, vis-à-vis this money here. Should I leave it out somewhere where anybody could take it, or should I disguise it in some way? I just want to be clear before I let you go."DET. HANNA
Sneaks into the Hastings home (via phone conversation with a hilariously imaginary Veronica) under the pretext of retrieving some nail polish. I think she's been wearing the same color for a few episodes now, so maybe she really does need nail polish. But guess what, not that's not really why she is sneaking in there. She is doing detecting.
SHANA
Is doing "getting kidnapped," by A, who chokes her right out before she can even get the stash from wherever Emily (hopefully) managed to hide it. Oh, Shana. It was your best episode ever, even though most of your scenes were either yelling or being yelled at over and over, "Do you have it? But do you have it? Where is it, do you have it? Just tell me you have it. Now I have to go!"
FITZGERALD
In the course of her investigation Hanna notices the intense googling that Spencer has been doing for Ezra Fitz and Fitzgerald over in Ravenswood, and is mystified. After noticing a new email from the leasing agent for Ezra's apartment -- where Malcolm hit his head that time, where we met #TheWrongFitz for that all-too-brief a moment, where paper grocery bags were adorned and donned in a twee sex ritual best left forgotten -- and realizing that Spencer is after not one but two Fitz pied-à-terres in the area, Hanna tracks her ass right there. To the one street of Rosewood. It's a short hunt.
Spencer, meanwhile, has jammed every intercom button on that motherfucker, so she can lie to the first possible person that answers that she has a flower delivery. "For me?" says the lonely lady on the third floor. "I've been waiting my whole life."
Hanna grabs her right before she gets inside, and straight up asks if she is on fucking drugs or what is happening, and Spencer fully evades like addicts are wont to do.
"Look one of Alison's stories kept on sticking in my brain and I finally figured it out and I went to the Hart & Huntsman and Ezra was there and he was eating the pie. The pie and the beer, Hanna, from the story, okay, it's called Board Shorts Ale and that's exactly what Fitz ordered when he was there and don't you get it? That's where Alison must have got the nickname!"