Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 57 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT I Have Hot Ice Cubes In My Head
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 18 | Aired on 02.04.2014
Aria: "...Actually I gotta go. [Lying.]"Jesse: "[Not actually caring.]"
Aria: "[Paranoia spiral; continuing to lie about nothing and for no reason.]"
Jesse: "[Doodling, sighing, napping.]"
Aria: "Anyway so my brother that I have sometimes, he's probably waiting for me..."
Jesse: "Seriously I have said goodbye five times already. I don't know what you're glitching on, but trust me that the niceties have been performed."
STAKEOUT
Emily: "I thought this was fucked up when you suggested it, but now that we're actually surveilling Spencer's house I know I was right."
Hanna: "Why did she lie? Why is she being weird? Why is she on drugs? These are questions that deserve..."
Emily: "-- Shana is coming out of Jessica DiLaurentis's house."
Hanna: "That too! Man, everybody is being interesting today."
Emily: "Last night they're on the phone, and now she's at Ali's mom's house? What does Jessica know? Like whose bones those are, for starters."
Hanna: "Maybe they were they talking about peaches and parasols and Scarlet O'Hara. The usual things people from Georgia discuss. And, depending on how drunk Jessica is, a valid guess. What time in the afternoon is it?"
Emily: "No, I am back to thinking Shana is sketchy. Let's follow her instead of Spencer."
Hanna: "You say that like we're being creepy. We aren't being creepy. And we for sure are not poking into A business right now. Your poor dad. My poor mouth."
Emily: "So it's only okay if we stalk each other? Should we stop by Aria's next, dig through her trash?"
Hanna: "Like she ever throws anything away she could just as easily turn into clothing."
NOT THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE
Ezra is pulling Spencer's file -- after noting her old Rx's for Study Aid, I think, although as I said I'm confused as to how this is going to play out over the next couple episodes -- so he can go about destroying her when Jesse stumbles into the fileroom, giggling that it's not the teacher's lounge like he thought at his new job, and calling Ezra "Fitz" like a million times so he can remember who he is, and with no idea he is on A's list for daring to be a guidance counselor at the high school where Aria Montgomery matriculates.
Ezra: "I was just pulling a file. I'm having an academic issue with one of my seniors and I wanted some background..."