Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 57 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT I Have Hot Ice Cubes In My Head
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 18 | Aired on 02.04.2014
While Hanna is resistant at the beginning of this rant, by the end she's got that cockeyed thing where you know she's doing her private, wonderful Hanna math in there and deciding to follow this particular rabbit trail to its conclusion. Even if in this case the white rabbit in question is a Jefferson Airplane song that is not actually about rabbits.
Hanna: "Everything's all jumbled up in Ali's stories, what if you're connecting the wrong dots?"
Spencer: "Well, either way this is happening, so get on board or go home."
She breaks into the apartment with aplomb, but before they go inside she notices Ezra staring at her through a grate in the hallway, where a little camera is sending him back footage of every location in every place on the entire planet where there are little girls.
Ezra, sotto voce: "Walk away, Spencer..."
Spencer: "You know what, we're totally being watched and A is going to murder us and our loved ones if we go in there, so... Let's chalk this up to Study Aids and shake a tailfeather."
Hanna: "Oh, because we're being spied on. Got it. This is why my ass is going to Ravenswood in an hour. This junkie bullshit right here, I can't do it. I would rather take a bath with spiders that literally crawled out of a person's face then break into one more psycho's apartment this week."
CABIN
Aria: "Ezra? Where are you? Are you in your car outside watching little girls from every angle on a tablet computer?"
Ezra: "No, I'm here wearing several hoodies and looking marvelous and like a murderer. I was just doing some light reading."
Aria: "Oh, was it a novel? Or a short story? Or a play?"
Ezra: "Yes but none of them have titles."
Aria: "Why couldn't you sleep? Are you so worried about our love?"
Ezra: "That is exactly why, B-26."
Aria: "Okay, well. Stop making that face like you're about to come out to me."
Ezra: "How brainwashed do you have to get before I can make you be on the A-Team?"
Aria: "At this rate? Give it... Twenty minutes, I'd say? It's been two days and I'm still no closer to realizing I've been kidnapped, if that's any indication."
LIARMOOT
Spencer: "Because landlords don't hide cameras in upskirt position?"
Hanna: "It's true that A does like to do stuff like that. But Mr. Fitz? My head feels like it's quote full of hot ice cubes."