Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 57 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT I Have Hot Ice Cubes In My Head
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 18 | Aired on 02.04.2014
Aria: "I can't go away with you this weekend, my mature modern lover. I am a mother now, with a Mikey to care for. I don't want him having any fun or getting ahold of any blind-girl pottery."Ezra: (Some mysterious wizardry of the mind.)
Aria: "...Okay I will go. But can we drive back at least once to check on him?"
Ezra: "We cannot."
Aria: "...Apparently I'm okay with that too. No more objections."
RWPD
Remember when the cops confiscated all of the Marins' high heels? It was basically the worst thing that has happened to them since Ashley's head was shaved in a dream. Anyway, Hanna's so excited to get her weird pointy black shoes back that she fully kicks off her red pumps in the middle of the street and pops 'em on, chattering at Detective Sean Faris the whole time.
Hanna: "I finally feel like I have feet again!"
Gabriel Holbrook: "I feel like you're slipping backwards. Can we talk about literature? Specifically the thriller genre? Specifically, did you finish the book about the teeth?"
Hanna: "I am never going to the fucking dentist again, so it's no longer like super relevant to my paradigm. Actually, do you want all my books? I am done with books."
Holbrook: "I'm up to my holster in all things CeCe Drake these days..."
Hanna: "-- That's what she said."
Holbrook: "And you know what, [here's some more weird nonsense that will help you figure out what's going on in this episode]."
Hanna: "You're like a younger, hotter James Spader over here."
Holbrook, verbatim: "Funny thing about fugitives, they generate a lot of paperwork. Interviews, official reports, even a false sighting, it's all worth going through with a fine-toothed comb. You get details about habits and routines, personality traits. It's the little things that are infinitely the most important. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle said that."
Hanna: "I understand maybe just under 30% of what you say. But I feel ya."
SHANA
Emily: "So was that her on the Brew phone last night?"
Shana: "Her who?"
Emily: "Shut up. I mean, is she okay?"
Shana: "If she wanted to give you an update, she'd reach out. Oh wait, she did, and you biffed it."