Episode Report Card Demian: B | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Sex And The Single Dolt
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 16 | Aired on 2004.02.22
TWoP Towers. Glark tosses Shack up against the wall all, "You were supposed to leave The Hairy One alone." Shack whatevers -- the pleasure he received knocking Phoebe on her bony hag ass far outweighed the fear of any scolding that might have come from Glark afterwards. Glark's forced to agree on that point, so the two head off to the bar for a couple of shots. Oh, they also mention that Piper, the Dolt, and I are on "the ghostly plane," and confirm we're all powerless as long as we're there. Thanks for the exposition, guys. You can put those Jagermeisters on my tab.
The Only Hospital In San Francisco. A doctor examines Phoebe's X-rays and announces that although she suffered no more than a mild concussion, he'd still like to keep her overnight for observation. Phoebe insists on leaving right away. The doctor tries to talk her out of it, but eventually relents and passes her a release form to sign. Phoebe scribbles out her name -- let's hope she spelled it right this time -- and thanks him before hopping back onto her gurney to get dressed. Out in the hall, Raige paces around distractedly until she spots Phoebe's doctor barreling out of the exam room to take on what appears to be a mass casualty now entering the ER doors. Raige darts into the exam room to worry her pretty little head over Piper's disappearance and the possible loss of Big Gay Chris. "If Piper were gone," Phoebe assures her, "I would sense it." Raige doesn't quite buy this, but silently follows Phoebe back into the hall, where Phoebe oh-my-gods at all of the injured. Raige exposits that a truck hit a bus. Phoebe, whose Fucking Backup Band should be hurling her into an empathic seizure right about now, simply gazes sadly down the hall. The hall flares white and…