Episode Report Card Demian: B | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Sex And The Single Dolt
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 16 | Aired on 2004.02.22
Big Gay Chris knocks on the door at this point, catches sight of the expressions on his aunts' faces, and hesitantly wonders if he caught them all at a bad time. Piper turns to look at him, her expression pretty much frozen in shock. We get her point of view, which involves Chris looking vulnerable and oh so achingly pretty as he realizes she knows and struggles to maintain her gaze, as if expecting her to reject him outright. We cut back to Piper, who seems to soften a bit, and…
…we zip over to TWoP Towers, where Gideon's annoying Glark. Shit. Just ban him, dude. He deserves it after interrupting that last scene. Oh, I'm sorry. I neglected to endow that moment with the proper amounts of surprise and -- how shall I put this? -- DUN! that it deserved. I'll try again: Over at TWoP Towers, Gideon's annoying Glark, who really should just ban his evil ass already and join the rest of us down in The Waste Land for the Sex And The City finale. I'm sorry. I can't pretend I didn't know Gideon was evil from the moment he popped up onscreen with his British accent and those nasty chin pubes. Whatever. Glark, feigning interest, wonders what the point of tonight's exercise was if the Dolt remains alive. Gideon replies that they succeeded in getting the Dolt out of the way, and that's all he really wanted. And why is that? Because the ever-useless Elders "made a mistake in allowing [the Psycho] to be born, in allowing such a concentration of power to be brought into this world in one being, but now that [the Dolt] is gone and the Charmed Ones are unaware, [Gideon's] one step closer to being able to correct that mistake for good." Glark, frankly, could not care less if he tried. Nor could the rest of us, my man. Stupid show.
And there are no new episodes for quite a while. See you back here in April, gang.