Episode Report Card Demian: B | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Sex And The Single Dolt
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 16 | Aired on 2004.02.22
The Real Manor. Big Gay Chris, now completely transparent, passes through a wall to enter the main parlor from the hall. "Whoa," he Keanus. "Not good." "It's almost time, Chris," calls an off-screen voice, and Chris turns to find Magical Black Clarence lurking in the foyer. Chris freaks and tries to hide, and to Feigenbaum's credit, when Big Gay Chris angles himself into a birthday-balloon-crowded niche next to a mirror mounted on the wall, the balloons don't move, and Chris casts no reflection in the glass. Normally, they'd screw something like that up. Oh, please -- you know they would. Feigenbaum still needs to keep his skeevy hands off my husband, though. The lecher. Anyway, Chris's little game of hide-and-go-seek is all for naught, for Magical Black Clarence, you see, is "an angel of death," sent to make "this" a little easier for Big Gay Chris. Magical Black Clarence travels with a fucking backup band of his own, apparently, and I'm having a hard time hearing the dialogue above the unearthly caterwauling of his all-male choir, so I'll stick to a description of the action. Magical Black Clarence offers Transparent Gay Chris his hand to escort him to wherever it is that people who were born, travel back in time, and screw up their timeline to the point that they no longer exist go. Transparent Chris is all, "You stay away from me!" with the pointing and such as he scurries up the stairs. Magical Black Clarence shrugs and bides his time in the foyer.
Meanwhile, up in the attic, Phoebe's lighting a circle of candles on the floor, as she and Raige intend to summon Piper and the Dolt through a séance. Transparent Gay Chris enters, because the script said he had to. Phoebe and Raige sigh at his translucence, then recite the following Raige-penned spell:
Sister spirit, we call to thee:
Cross on over so we may see.
Transparent Gay Chris instantly disappears. "Wait," Phoebe guhs. "That wasn't supposed to happen, was it?" Raige pouts.
The Ghastly Plane. I stare from my perch at the non-existent attic windows as Piper and the Dolt enter the non-existent room in question. Chris on! "What are you doing here?" the Dolt wonders. "Ceasing to exist, I think," Chris stammers. Chris off!