Episode Report Card Demian: B | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Sex And The Single Dolt
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 16 | Aired on 2004.02.22
In any event, I finally enter to put a stop to this nonsense. The Dolt rises to protect the woman he just knocked up but is dumping anyway, and I make some empty threats against Piper's life while training my crossbow on the lumpy-headed moron as the color starts bleeding back into the scene, along with various noises from the street outside. "I wouldn't do that if I were you," Raige calls out from somewhere behind me, leading me to jump and spin around to face her. "'Cause this time I'll vanquish you for real," Raige finishes as Phoebe smirks by her side. They stride into the alleyway as Piper cheerfully snipes, "Well, it's about time!" "Who sent you?" Phoebe demands. I vamp for time until Glark darklights onto the roof above, sets his beer down, and "sporks" me with an arrow. I howl and wail and head down to The Waste Land, where Sars greets me kindly with a much-needed scotch and soda. ["Least I could do." -- Sars] Topside, Glark retrieves his brewski and darklights the hell on out of there.
The second we're gone, Big Gay Chris flickers into the alleyway, and I'm guessing he didn't reappear until now because it took The Stupid Dolt Sperm that long to find the appropriate egg. Big Chris immediately and ecstatically pumps both of his fists into the air with joy while shouting, "Yessss! I'm back!" Oh, Chris. You're so cute when you're trying to be butch. "Wait," Phoebe splutters. "How is that possible?" "Don't ask me," Chris shrugs. "Ask them." Before anyone present gets to quiz Piper and the Dolt on their recent bout of Crisis Sex, the Dolt collapses to the ground. Raige scampers over to orb both Piper and the Dolt over to Gideon, who is apparently the only person around who can heal him.
A hill. Alcatraz. The Golden Gate Bridge. The Dolt stands high above the traffic whizzing by on the deck below as Gideon orbs in beside him and wow! BORING! The Dolt pouts about heading to Whitelighterland permanently. Gideon wastes precious oxygen speechifying about the necessity of sacrifice, or some such bullshit. The Dolt caves and orbs upwards. Gideon broods. Yawn.
P3. Magical Black Clarence sneaks up on Big Gay Chris in the club's office, but he's just there to wish Chris well, and to remind him that he's "been given a second chance." "Don't waste it," Magical Black Clarence adds before turning to flare out, never to be seen again. Big Gay Chris gazes thoughtfully after him. Big Gay Chris also has a big old hateful rainbow on his button-down shirt. Hee. It's like this whole episode has been one giant shout-out to me. Brad, you shouldn't have. No really, you shouldn't have, because I'm still giving it a B.