Episode Report Card Aaron: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT American Pie
By Aaron | Season 4 | Episode 13 | Aired on 01.30.2001
Inside the school, Sid quizzes Lillard about Skeet. He reports that Skeet's feelings are in fact a bit hurt by the whole mistakenly-(but-not-really)-accused-of-being-a-serial-killer-by-his-one-true-love thing. Before he can expand on this line of thought, a Munch impersonator runs screaming down the hallway. Sid looks like she's going to cry. Lillard cracks up laughing, earning himself a smack from Rose. "Hello! Stupidity leak!" she says. I bet with Marilyn's friends coming over all the time, she probably says that a lot. Anyway, Neve walks down the hall and bumps into Skeet. He launches into some self-pitying pabulum about how the cops exonerated him, and how Sidney's mother died exactly a year ago, and hey, his parents are divorced too, you know, and how all this symbolizes the fact that Neve won't have sex with him. Neve is rightfully angered by this, but from a strictly Freudian perspective, his argument does have a lot of merit. Anyway, Neve gets tired of all the sex talk (and who hasn't, really?) and stalks off. Principal's office. SNF is going nuts on the two Munch impersonators. He's waving a pair of scissors all over the place, but since he's not running with them, I guess it's okay. Incidentally, Running with Scissors is the name of my band. Now SNF expels the students, and when one complains, he jams the scissors into his neck and threatens to (you guessed it) "gut" him. I can't believe Williamson actually expects us to buy the Fonz as a suspect. Yep. It's official. I can now honestly say that this movie has gone straight into the toilet. Sid steps into a stall and closes the door. Just as she does, two girls emerge and start discussing (of course) Sid. Heather #1 (cheerleader) goes on at length about how Sidney is obviously the killer, because her mom was a slut and Sidney is all messed up; Heather #2 (only non-Caucasian in the cast) is all, "You go, girl," and Sidney is all sad, and there's a really nasty shot of Heather #1's nostrils, and somebody please wake me when this scene is over. Zzzz -- what? Oh. Hi. Anyway, Sidney emerges from her stall once the Heathers are gone and goes to the sink to wash off the stank generated by their dialogue. Spooky music. Spooky lighting. Incongruous shot of the Death Fan from Final Destination. Spooky (but not really) shot of boots in one of the stalls. Suddenly, Munch lurches out and (of course) lunges at Sid. Fortunately for her, he's the most uncoordinated killer since O.J. "Couldn't Quite Hertz-Hurdle His Own Air Conditioner" Simpson. She escapes, and lives to film another sequel. Or two.Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19Next