Episode Report Card Aaron: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT American Pie
By Aaron | Season 4 | Episode 13 | Aired on 01.30.2001
Outside, Gale and 10-10-2Dewey flirt. Gale describes herself as being "most popular amongst males eleven to twenty-four," and then proceeds to compliment 10-10-2Dewey on his "upper torso area." SNF comes over the loudspeaker to announce that school has been cancelled, and there is much rejoicing. Gale continues to pump 10-10-2Dewey for information about the case, and then Wes Craven yells cut and they go back to the trailer and he pumps her in a completely different way. Around the corner, Sid, Rose, and Lillard emerge from the school. Lillard thanks Sid for getting school cancelled, and she says, "You're welcome," because she's apparently decided not to mention the fact that she was just "almost brutally butchered" in the bathroom not thirty seconds ago. Anyway, Lillard is throwing a party. Back inside, SNF is trying on the Munch mask. Kevin still thinks we're gonna believe that the Fonz is the one racking up the dead bodies? Whatever. Everyone knows Kenny the Cameraman is the killer. I mean, duh. It's alliterative. Anyway, someone keeps knocking on SNF's door and running away, so he goes out to investigate and runs into the janitor. Given that he's Super Nintendo Fonzarelli, you'd expect the janitor to be named Mario, but in fact it's actually Wes Craven. And as if that weren't self-referential and overly precious enough, Wes is actually wearing the Freddy costume (sans claw) from Nightmare on Elm Street (Sars, please see attached invoice for anvil-related damage). SNF heads back to the office, where (of course) Munch lunges at him. I sincerely hope Munch isn't going commando under that mask. Anyway, wave bye-bye to Super Nintendo Fonzarelli, another actor who's done alright for himself. Or has he? Sid and Rose are seated on some sort of veranda that's apparently located over in the west wing of Maison de Expo. More blather about the backstory. Sid thinks the slut stuff is just a rumor, but Rose, who seems to possess a vast repository of information on the nether-regions of celebrities, tells her, "Yeah, but you can only hear that Richard Gere/gerbil rumor so many times before you have to believe it." Okay, on behalf of Richard, Cindy, Carey, and friends of the Dalai Lama everywhere, can I please just say enough is enough? This thing was tired when I heard it in the sixth grade, and now that every medical show in need of a wacky subplot has beaten it into a dazed and bloody lump of fur, can't we all just agree to let it go? Gerbils need dignity too, you know. R.I.P. my fuzzy little friend.Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19Next