Episode Report Card Aaron: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT American Pie
By Aaron | Season 4 | Episode 13 | Aired on 01.30.2001
Back downstairs, Neve finally makes it out the front door. Except that when she opens it, she comes face to face with Munch. She lets out a Mulder-like girly-scream. Munch lets out a girly-scream of his own, and we realize that it's actually 10-10-2Dewey, holding the Munch mask. Oh, all right. Arquette-induced heh. Cut to Skeet, receiving an Arquette-induced reading of his Miranda rights. A couple of random cops pack him into a car and drive off. Now Rose arrives, sans both Lillard and Manson, and goes to comfort Neve, who's hanging out in the back of an ambulance. She tells 10-10-2Dewey that Neve is sleeping over. "Does Mom know?" he replies. Damn, two 2Dewey hehs in one scene. I should call all my friends to tell them about that. 2Dewey is bringing Sid down to the police station to make a statement. As they pull away, Gale Weathers shows up. She grills Rose, who isn't sharing any information. Gale ends the scene by berating her cameraman Kenny in a manner that suggests that Chandler has no idea what he's getting himself into. At the station, we get a trick shot that's supposed to make us think that Skeet and Neve are staring at each other, but they're actually in separate rooms. 10-10-2Dewey is back on the internet, trying to track down Sidney's father at his hotel. Okay, I guess that is theoretically possible, but keep in mind, this movie was written in 1994, back when the internet was still three tin cans and some string. A wide shot of the station reveals that Craven went cheap on the extras, because the place is nearly empty. Where's all the humps, and skells, and naked asses? Cut to Skeet (which isn't really what I meant by "naked ass," but okay) being interrogated by a Sheriff. Skeet tries to emote and fails miserably. Then he tries to deny involvement in Drew's murder, and I'd say his performance ranks on the believability scale somewhere between "I'm still searching for the real killer," and "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." Oh, and see? The chicks just aren't digging the hump thing. So, what's your favorite scary movie? Mine certainly isn't Commandments, but that's a scary movie starring Courteney Cox, and I'm desperately in need of a segue. Outside the police station, Gale tries to bull her way in, only to be stopped by a cop right at the front door. Williamson plays the whole "the media is to blame for everything" card pretty heavily here, although not quite Natural Born Killers heavy. More like Louie Anderson heavy. Inside, 10-10-2Dewey is reporting to Sheriff Hey, It's That…Never Mind that they won't be able to get Skeet's cell phone records until the next day. You mean they're not posted on the internet, along with the hotel records and the 911 dispatchers? Rose shows up to bring Neve home and gets into a sibling bicker with 10-10-2Dewey. She calls him a doofus. He tells her that "Mama says when I wear this badge you treat me like a man of the law." My mama once had to tell my sister not to put plastic bags over my head, so I'm thinking 10-10-2Dewey doesn't have much to complain about. By the way, hi Mom. 10-10-2Dewey, Rose, and Sidney try to avoid the media by sneaking out the back door.Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19Next