Episode Report Card Gustave: A- | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Sliced Jalapeno
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 9 | Aired on January 21, 2002
Back at The Stable Of Sensuality, Bride finally emerges from the other room. What was that? Five minutes? Eli emerges, stares down Spawn, and exits the stable completely. Spawn hugs her mom and makes the first of a lifetime of apologies that she clearly owes her. Bride shrugs off Spawn's concern and tries to calm her down. "We are going to be a family again," says Bride. "You and me and Kiefer are going to have our lives back. This is not going to be a part of that life!" "You're not going to tell dad?" asks Spawn. Dear Ann Landers, Should I tell my husband about an infidelity I committed? In my defense, it was during a kidnapping so technically it was rape… Bride doesn't answer her. Instead, she checks to see that Eli is truly gone, then pulls Eli's cell phone out of her pants. Go, Bride! She calls CTU. Nina answers, but Bride has to hang up before she can say anything useful because FuManchuTerrorMinion has entered The Stable Of Sensuality. Thankfully, FuManchuTerrorMinion is not there to rape either of the Kieferettes. He's just storing some large boxes inside the prison/softcore porn studio/storage unit. Nina tries to *69 Bride, but the line is blocked. Bride manages to fit the phone back into her pants without making FuManchuTerrorMinion suspicious. All I can say is, thank God cell phones are so small today because this scene could have had some majorly inappropriate slapstick going on if this was happening five years ago.