Episode Report Card Gustave: A- | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Sliced Jalapeno
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 9 | Aired on January 21, 2002
Jeez, it's not time for them to trot out That 80's Show yet, is it? Well, now that I think of it, maybe it is. It was back in 1991 when it became okay to become nostalgic for the seventies. 2002 is a ripe time to start turning our attention to the eighties…and away from That 70's Show, where the cast is getting kinda homely. Like, dude, what happened to that girl who played the lead guy's girlfriend? She did not make it out of puberty gracefully. Can you say "Erin Moran as Joanie Cunningham?" What's up with these girls on nostalgic sitcoms who don't age well?
The time is 8:16:16 AM. Klockwise from the top left, Spawn and Bride sit on a bale of hay and await more bad stuff, Palmer and Lady Mac sit in their limo contemplating serious matters, and Kiefer keeps his new bitch in line with his gun. The new KieferKaptee, by the way, is some moonfaced broad in a waitress uniform who looks like a long lost sibling of Joan and John Cusack. Kiefer trains his gun on her and shouts directions. They end up at a construction site adjacent to the power plant. They park, and Kiefer orders her up some stairs and into this office trailer that is sitting on top of a few stories of scaffolding. The office is locked, so he breaks the window.