Episode Report Card Demian: F | 209 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Behold The Power Of Sleaze
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 4 | Aired on 2003.10.12
So, Phoebe sends the infant bartender to cool his heels elsewhere so she can bellyache about Chronic without channeling Jack's lust for his boss. See what they did there? Don't worry. I'm sure it slipped past them, too. Seems Chronic's winging back from Hong Kong yet again to bone the hapless Feebs, and she doesn't know what to do. With her stupid new power behaving so unpredictably, she's worried they'll spend the entire weekend in bed. Because Chronic's sole purpose on earth is to fuck Phoebe Halliwell. God, I hate her. Piper thinks Phoebe should escort Chronic to a highly public venue such as a restaurant, to discuss the nature of their relationship in a place where they can't "get buck wild." Oh, I'm sure Phoebe'd find a way to screw Chronic in a restaurant, Piper. Hell, Samantha Jones -- herself not the brightest bulb on the television tree -- did her boy toy against a glass rack at a purse party. I'm sure Phoebe will think of something, should Chronic's mood strike her. Heh. "Think." Sometimes I crack myself up.