Episode Report Card Demian: F | 6 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Behold The Power Of Sleaze
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 4 | Aired on 2003.10.12
"It's her fault," Moebe characteristically insists, indicating Maige. "Who ever heard of a demon with flying razor teeth before?" "I'm not the one who made the innocents into the Von Trapp family," Maige snots back. Miper orders them to can it before morphing out into Cleopatra 2525's Jennifer Sky. "We can look like the Charmed Ones," she pouts, "but let's face it -- our acting sucks." Honey, I never watched your other show, but I can tell from that one line that you're speaking truth. "If we want the Book of Shadows," Jennifer continues, "we have to become them. It's time to try my identity theft spell." "No. Way!" Moebe sings, morphing out into the infamous Jenny McCarthy as Maige morphs into, um, a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger, actually. Melody Perkins, to be specific about the whole thing. I gather she was the pink one. "They'll come after us," Jenny duhs. "It's a suicide mission." "And it'sss dangerousss," Melody dimly and breathily warns. Yes, Melody Perkins is fond of her esses. Melody Perkins is also an airhead. Just guessing on the last one. Props to Rose McGowan, in any event, for mocking both traits in her line deliveries up to this point.
Anyway, Jennifer asks the others if they "want to be chiselers" the rest of their lives, and asserts that now's the time for them to "think big." This evening's dastardly plan is rather succinctly laid out in the ensuing dialogue: These three "bad" sisters will steal the Book, use it to abscond with the Glamorous Ladies' powers, and then "form [their] own Power of Three." The bleach blonde "actresses" giggle. I think it was supposed to be an evil giggle, but it actually came across as empty-headed. Shocking, I realize, given the caliber of tonight's guest stars. From below, Piper calls, wondering if Phoebe and Raige are in the attic. Jenny, Jennifer, and Melody whip out tiny atomizers -- from their ass cracks, apparently, because none of these ladies is carrying a purse -- and mist Parfum Mojo about their faces and necks. Each woman fades into black and white before blurrily dematerializing.