Episode Report Card Chuck: C+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Men Behaving Badly
By Chuck | Season 5 | Episode 2 | Aired on 01.12.2002
Hill chimes in for his final to-the-camera address. Man's laws, says he, are arbitrary and transitory; what's legal today may be a felony tomorrow. God's laws, however, are carved in stone. Them suckers don't change -- and when you break God's laws, you don't go to prison, you go to hell. And you burn. Yeah, if you happen to believe in that whole God thing.
And here's Hoyt in solitary, showing off his manhood -- I think he's chosen this position, seated, legs up and spread, to best highlight his tubesteak. I was beginning to worry about the low dick count after last week's dongfest, but this certainly makes up for Schillinger's modesty. Hoyt hears his name and looks up, bathed in a pool of light. There's Cloutier, clean-cut and clean-shaven, all iridescent and tricked out like some swinging '60s English psychedelic spiritual acid freak, saying, "Don't be afraid." Hoyt, of course, is terrified and starts writhing on the floor as the camera cuts to burnt Cloutier, eyes a-twinkle, the hint of smile on his charred face.
Next week: Leo tells Alvarez he's going back to Em City; Officer Brass wants Morales to tell him who cut his ankle; the Sicilians approach Said about joining forces against the Aryans; Red wants some bald guy to kill Cloutier, who continues to haunt Hoyt in the guise of 90210's Dylan; Redding proposes that he and Morales work together. They hold hands.