Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Hard Vs. Mean
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 2 | Aired on 06.21.2011
Aria: "Are you aware of the news or anything that goes on around you?"
Mona: "Not really, no."
Aria: "Okay, well, Spencer almost got murdered by the town Peeping Tom, who was then murdered and kidnapped by a ghost ninja. So we're even more infamous than usual."
Mona: "Right, right. I remember now."
Aria: "So I can buy Ezra's goodbye gift -- and thank you for validating our special relationship -- but I'm afraid I can't talk to Hanna right now for you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to spend some time with Hanna."
Mona: "Cool, I'll just hang out being absolutely gorgeous and the best character on this show out of nowhere."
LUNCH
The girls are standing in line at the counter, talking about how they can't talk. Then as a group they walk through the lunchroom, talking about how they can't be seen together. Then as a group they all sit down for lunch, to discuss further how they can't have lunch together.
Hanna: "This is bullshit. It is an admission of guilt. We have to eat lunch together or our lives will fall apart."
Everybody, despite Hanna being totally correct as usual: Abruptly disperses.
Mona: Waves desperately at Hanna while the girls separate.
Hanna: Puts her lunch down on a random table and then wanders away, oddly.
A: "When I am not murdering you or breaking into your houses, I will totally be forcing you to eat lunch alone. Suck on that, bitches!"
Everybody: Stares around suspiciously.
SCHOOL DAY
Toby: "So I'm quitting school, due to my role as the town scapegoat, and getting my GED. On the up, I have taken a job in construction, due to my ridiculous build, which will allow me to raise enough money to leave my haunted scary house."
Spencer: "And then leave Rosewood?"
Toby: "I might stick around, for like a girlfriend or something."
Spencer, looking a little pale: "Yeah, no pressure."
Samara: "Remember me? I look kind of different, but I used to go to a different high school and then you accidentally went on a date with me while trying to work through the snarl of Paige's mental problems. I guess we're dating and I go to this school now."
Emily: "I'm glad somebody's paying attention. Thanks for not drowning me yet. I am preemptively sad about how we're not even officially dating yet and I have to move to Texas. In some ways this is my most fulfilling lesbian relationship yet."
Samara: "So you're saying you don't want to start anything new while your entire future is up in the air? Not very gay of you."
Emily: "Psych! I just wondered what it would be like to be that kind of person. We are totally girlfriends now."