Episode Report Card Miss Alli: A | 543 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Peru-ff beyond a reasonable doubt
By Miss Alli | Season 7 | Episode 1 | Aired on 2005.02.29
Bianca thinks that two-thirds of a mile is a long way, given the altitude. But when Debbie says that's fine and they'll do llamas, Bianca is all, "No, let's keep yakking about it for a long time and lose whatever time advantage we might be able to come up with." Which...that is the one thing you don't do. Take fifteen seconds and pick a thing to do, but don't stand around arguing.
Susan zips. Patrick zips. When he lands, he says, "Oh my God, I'm glad I peed right before I did that." Heh. Susan zips to the bottom, followed by Patrick. When they open the clue, they pick the llamas, as Debbie and Bianca continue to argue. Which is so stupid, because Bianca already said she thought two-thirds of a mile would be hard, and Debbie is saying that's fine and they should do the llamas, so I'm not sure why Bianca is all, "No, no, let's talk more." When they see Patrick and Susan and realize they've already lost some time, however, they join in on the llama-roping fun. Patrick mentions that they're ahead of Rob and Amber.
Speaking of whom. Amber zips. Rob zips. "Holy cannoli," he says. Because he is a cliché, more than a little. She does the second zip, then he does, then they rip the clue. They go with the baskets, not to anyone's great surprise.
The second flight, with the other eight teams on it, lands in Cusco. Brian and Greg find the clue box and get going. "Vamanos," one of them says. And then he turns to the other one and says proudly and giddily, "That means 'we go.'" Hee. That was funny, in a way that's kind of hard to explain. Mostly because he does it in a way that's really dorky, and I loooove dorky. The other teams pile out and head for the clue box, and then for their marked taxis. Taxis screech away from the Cusco airport. Ron gets a lesson in how to pronounce "Huambutio," but other than that? Fairly routine stuff.