Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Please, Not Now!
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 1 | Aired on 06.11.2013
Obviously she does. Obviously she has no problem telling them that. God, I love her. She loads up everybody with their very specific coffee orders -- supergenius friends who are also stalkers can really come in handy, no? -- and but before she can hand out scones, Hanna gets right up on her.
Hanna: "Gimme the chip, Mona! I want my mom chip!"
Mona: "I wish I could give it to you, but I can't. We are all in this together, now that I've admitted I don't know who Redcoat is, and keeping my leverage is the only way to do that, considering how much you fuck everything up just by doing normal."
Liars: "Then give us everything. Right now."
Mona: "Mi casa es su casa."
Spencer, translating: "She's taking us to her Lair."
THE SCENE
On the way, they drive past the retrieved car, where quite a hubbub is brewing.
Emily: "All this for a muddy cop car and a dead pig?"
Hanna: "Oh, actually it's probably because of Wilden's dead body over there on the ground, suddenly."
(Alas! RIP, buddy. Loved ya.)
Mona: "I bet that's what the A text meant when she said You're mine now. Like somehow framing us for murder. Not quite as bad as finding a shovel, but still pretty bad."
Liars: "I guess you really are a genius, huh."
DISCLOSURE
While Toby -- who seemed kinda framed for it, for a second? -- digs through the remains of the burnt-out Lodge, the Liars get real into the secrets of the Lair. Not loving it, but going to her fate willingly, Mona keeps an eye on the news, where Wilden will always be alive and young and beautiful and newsworthy.
Liars: "So is this why Ali saved us from that fire? So we could take the fall for this murder?"
Aria: "And also just generally to fuck with us."
Emily: "Stop calling her Alison, everybody but me!"
Liars: "No, we're just saying she's Ali now. Get with it."
Hanna: "Hey, this mask is the same one Caleb wore on the Halloween Train, a thing that is real!"
Mona: "To think, we were this close to our first kiss!"
Aria: "And to getting rid of me for good."
Just think about that for a second.
Mona: "Wasn't me. Here, I took this video when you were already in the box."
Wilden was the Queen of Hearts! But also there was another Queen of Hearts! Two Queens of Hearts! Who was the other one? I thought it was Jason but who knows.