Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Please, Not Now!
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 1 | Aired on 06.11.2013
A goes dashing around the house suddenly, so they hit the bricks, and then none of this ever comes up again. Toby looks GREAT. I finally get it.
DILAURENTIS
Emily: "Just what this town needed. More creepy toys from Alison's youth that contained an infinite number of creepy toys."
Jessica: "Emily, is that you? I'm so fucked up right now! Come over here and give me a bear hug!"
Emily: "No. But here's a gift basket from my mom, so she doesn't actually have to talk to you. Hey, is Jason back too?"
Jessica: "He's down south, renovating Grandma D's place. It's lovely, the kind of place you'd learn to fly a plane to visit, but it does smell of old people."
Emily: "Alison hated the smell of old people. Also everything."
Jessica: "Yeah, I miss her too. Want to carry a bunch of shit around?"
Emily: "It's what I do... Hey, are you turning Maya's old bedroom that was Ali's old bedroom into a shrine to Ali? Including all of her psychologically damaging art, like this self portrait of herself as twins that are also half-rotted skulls?"
Jessica: "It's what Ali would have wanted, probably. A whole new chance for you to go through her shit and find precisely one clue every week. Like in this box I'm acting weird about, for example."
I wonder if Spencer still has her virtual A-Lair on her computer matrix. She should give Jessica some tips. How likely is it, do you think, that this whole bedroom-recreating thing will end up with people getting taped in that room reiterating/recontextualizing similar conversations to the ones That Night? I say very likely, but maybe with the people switched around. Like instead of Jenna and Garrett it'll be Paige and Emily, and instead of Melissa running in screaming "Where is that bitch?" it'll be... I don't know. Somebody with a knife, probably.
SOME CREEPY FARM
Hanna: "Hang on, I can't hear you over my hideous shiny red tights."
Emily: "That old lady is building a whole shrine to Alison! What?"
Hanna: "Or she wants her old room back..."
Emily: "I told you to shut that crap up. Listen, I get it. We were the first people to see her, back when she was just showing up occasionally and not on a daily basis."
Hanna: "Anyway, I gotta go. We're locking up the RV at some creepy farm in the middle of nowhere. Toby apparently knows the address, which makes this whole thing pointless."