Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Please, Not Now!
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 1 | Aired on 06.11.2013
Spencer: "The news is all about the Lodge. Nothing about a dead pig."
Mona: "Aria, stop mooning at the window. We're clearly fine for now."
Aria: "That may be self-evident, but I am going to flip out on you anyway!"
Emily: "Although it speaks to a larger point, which is that I am going to kick your ass for you."
"I believe you could, Emily. You really were the weakest link -- but look how strong I made you! You should be thanking me."
Right sentiment, wrong time. Oh, Mona.
Hanna: "Relax. We all wanna kick her ass."
Spencer: "First let's play a game called What The Fuck Is Ever Happening On This Show."
Mona: "Buckle up!"
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- I only put the car in Hanna's garage -- that was the last time I saw it.
- Shana was in love with Jenna before they even came to Rosewood. They're both afraid of Melissa.
- When CeCe came to Radley I thought she was Ali. I don't remember what we talked about. It was before they changed my meds.
- Lucas gave Emily that massage. He said you were tense.
- I recruited Toby when he got that job in Bucks County.
- I didn't push Ian off the bell tower. I wish I knew who did.
I have spent more time than you think trying to figure out when Toby got that job because I remember thinking and talking about it a lot, but now I can't find it. Somewhere around the beginning of Season Three, I think, but I can't nail it down more than that. It seems like even more than most, he leaves and is always coming back, and it blurs together. (Which is probably why these recaps, much less the internet at large, don't seem to remember exactly when that was.) He left when he fell off that scaffold -- remember, because of the truck? -- and then he left and came back the first time they did it, so... Maybe one of those times? Toby! He's everywhere and he's nowhere.
MORNING
Hanna: "Mona's gone again!"
Aria: "I was so tired after being blown up that I don't even remember falling asleep. Or else the bitch dosed us!"
Spencer: "Honey, not everything is about you getting drugged. It happened once. Meanwhile poor Emily's like Alice in Wonderland over here."
This was, for me, the best part of the entire episode:
Mona: "You silly girls. I was getting coffee! In your car, Emily. Oh, obviously I have my own set of keys to your car. PS."