Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Please, Not Now!
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 1 | Aired on 06.11.2013
A: "Dear Toby, you are back on the A-Team."
Toby: "Dang it."
But since, if we've learned anything from the last two years it's that lying to Spencer's face about the exact thing they were just talking about always works out in the end, he keeps quiet about it. Quiet about being back on the A-Team. Crying inwardly, where we -- for the nonce -- cannot see it.
QUAD
Emily: "Speaking of keeping secrets from people for no reason, do you think I should tell Paige that we didn't kill a cop? Or just keep that to myself?"
Aria: "Who cares? Ezra Fitz exists, and I am going down in flames."
Vice Principal: "Is that Aria girl staring at Ezra Fitz? Why, I'll unleash the hounds."
Aria: "Is he looking? Quick, talk about Steinbeck."
Emily: "Who is that? We've only ever read two books."
Aria: "Just do it. Is he still staring at us?"
Vice Principal: "You bet your ass I am. Why else would I have this job? To even interview for Rosewood High Vice Principal, you have to have at least three years of stalking creeper experience."
ANIME CLUB
Mona: "Girl, you look rough."
Hanna: "First I would dream about Wilden. Then the pig. Then Wilden with the pig face. Then he was cupcakes, with pig faces, that turned into cupcakes with Wilden wearing a Queen of Hearts mask that was a pig, carrying a smaller doll of Wilden dressed as a pig that was itself carrying a pig dressed as the Queen of Hearts. That's when it started getting weird..."
Anime Nerd: "Hey Mona..."
Mona, without looking: "La bride sur le cou!"
Hanna: "This whole thing with you speaking different languages all the time is really symbolic and cool. Remember that time you only spoke in acrostics for like no reason whatsoever? That was awesome."
It's a Brigitte Bardot movie -- English title Please, Not Now! -- but I can't figure out where it derives from. Dropping the reins on a horse? I don't speak that; in fact I just assumed it was Japanese and didn't bother rewinding to listen the first time around. I guess she just wants the dude to go away. Although the movie is interesting: This chick is like, "If my boyfriend leaves me I'm going to kill him," and a cute doctor who is falling for her is like, "I'll help you get him back, then. As opposed to Plan B, killing him."
Hanna: "I don't think we're waiting for this A shoe to drop as much as waiting for it to stomp us."