Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Please, Not Now!
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 1 | Aired on 06.11.2013
Mona: "Thanks for helping me."
Hanna: "We're all in this together now, right? Kind of like old times, only not really at all."
Mona: "Let me just lock this gate and put the key in my jacket pocket... There we go."
Hanna: "Is this the best possible place? There's stuff in there that can bring us all down."
Mona: "Hoo boy. I haven't thought about you and me as an 'us' for a long time. Except all the time. Literally it is all I think about."
Hanna: "Not to be rude, but that particular 'us' pretty clearly didn't include you."
Mona: "Whatever. The important thing is that maybe it did."
THAT COFFEE SHOP I CAN NEVER REMEMBER THE NAME OF
Ezra: "Hey, can I get a cappuccino? And your number?"
Barista: "I'm... fifteen..."
Ezra: "That's only two digits. Where the other five at?"
Aria tries to bounce without him seeing her, but since it's just them and the scared little barista, her ruse is unsuccessful.
Aria: "I could pretend I didn't see you, but I don't want to lie. Not when telling the truth is so much sloppier for everyone. How's it been going?"
Ezra: "Over at my house we have a sign that says DAYS SINCE MALCOLM WAS INJURED AND/OR KIDNAPPED and right now that number is only going up."
Aria: "I'm glad that's working out. I am glad we broke up so you and your family will be safe."
Ezra: "Want to get coffee together at this coffee shop?"
Aria: "That is the opposite of what I just said."
Ezra: "Oh hey, I got a permanent job at your school. It will provide health benefits for myself and my son, as well as monetary compensation that will put food in our mouths and a roof over our heads."
Aria: "Sure, but can we talk about how much that sucks for me?"
Ezra: "Never change."
Aria: "I wouldn't know how!"
Ezra: "No, I meant Into a woman."
HASTINGS
Spencer: "I can't eat right now, I have to exposit facts! Wilden was shot multiple times, between 10 and midnight, and -- obviously -- not where the body was found. But that's when we were at the Lodge, so we have no alibi. Plus it was clearly arson, so your ass isn't clear yet either. It's so good to have you as my boyfriend again! And coffee as my other one!"
Toby: "But also eat, because I made you breakfast. To celebrate how neither of us are on the A-Team anymore."