Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 63 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT What Was in the Box
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 12 | Aired on 01.12.2014
Peter: "Just like for one second. Under attorney/client pr..."Marilyn: "Fine. I will go watch a YouTube video about how to put on a jacket. But then I'm coming right back."
FOR THE RECORD
This is what went down in the finale last year.
Will: "Kalinda found some evidence, no one else has seen it... I'm your lawyer, so you have to tell me what to do with it. And yes, it is bad."
Peter: "Are you doing this to be a dick?"
Will: "No! I just need direction."
Peter: "If that were true, you would have sent Alicia so we didn't have to talk to each other."
Will: "I didn't want to hurt her. Now look. It shows your 30,000 votes are fraudulent."
Peter: "Then take it to a judge and I'll lose the election. Dare you."
Will: "So you want me to bury it?"
Peter: "Do what you want. You want me to lose? Show it to the judge. You want me to win? Don't. I'm not owning this decision."
FAST FORWARD
Peter: "If I did waive privilege, you would testify what?"
Will: "That I brought you a video in your hotel suite, on Election Day..."
Peter: "Which I refused to watch..."
Will: "But which I told you proved 30,000 of your votes were fraudulent."
Peter: "No, you said you had evidence that I would lose the election."
Will: "And that it proved 30,000 of your votes were fraudulent."
Peter: "I do not remember that."
Will: "Oh yeah, motherfucker? Do you remember screwing Diane over? Remember that at all?"
Peter: "Oh, we're getting our hands dirty, are we? That's where we're going?"
Will: "No, I'm just saying it's the privilege of politicians to remember things their way. Might even make you better at politics, in a lot of cases."
Peter: "Please don't lecture me on ethics when..."
Will, verbatim: "What could I tell the most ethical administration in Illinois history?"
Peter: "Meanwhile, you fuck wives and bribe judges, so..."
Will: "Whatever. What do you want me to do? Again, as your lawyer at that time, you tell me what to do. I don't want own this decision either."
Peter: "Marilyn, I'm not waiving privilege at this time."
Marilyn: "So you're both just screwing me on this, huh? This is what you've decided?"