Episode Report Card Omar G: C- | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Follow Me. Zor-Else!
By Omar G | Season 7 | Episode 8 | Aired on November 14, 2007
James Lipton: As you probably know, I always ask my guests to answer the 10 interview questions originated by Bernard Pivot.
Zor-El: He sounds like a wonderful and dramatic Earthling. It is a shame I will have to kill him.
James Lipton: Yes. Let us begin. What is your favorite word?
Zor-El: SCIENCE!
James Lipton: What is your least favorite word?
Zor-El: Jor-El!
James Lipton: What turns you on?
Zor-El: The thought of the universe bowing before me as I rule with a strong, yet fully realized and dramatic idiom. Also, my brother's hot wife.
James Lipton: What turns you off?
Zor-El: Weakness. Overacting. My know-it-all brother.
James Lipton: What sound or noise do you love?
Zor-El: The sound of one hand clapping my brother in the face over and over, saying, "Why are you hitting yourself? Jor-El? Why do you keep hitting yourself?"
James Lipton: What sound or noise do you hate?
Zor-El: A theatre full of booing patrons. Fuck you all!
James Lipton: What is your favorite curse word?
Zor-El: NARDS!
James Lipton: What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Zor-El: I think I would have been a very good chef if this scientist and acting thing hadn't worked out. Thank goodness it did, right?
James Lipton: What profession would you not like to attempt?
Zor-El: Theatre critic. Really, where do they get the nerve? I would like to see them all killed, specifically, when I destroy the Earth's people. "So insufferably over the top he may as well be twirling a moustache in an old silent film?" Well, fuck you very much, Ben Brantley!
James Lipton: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Zor-El: SCIENCE!
James Lipton: I have to tell you this has been the strangest episode we've ever filmed.
Zor-El: Ah, James, you old scallywag, the pleasure was all mine.
James Lipton: It absolutely was.
Zor-El: I shall have to be killing you now.
James Lipton: That doesn't sound so bad right now.
Next week: turkey for everyone! Tofurkey for the vegetarians! See you in December when the show comes back for a one-shot.