Episode Report Card Omar G: C- | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Follow Me. Zor-Else!
By Omar G | Season 7 | Episode 8 | Aired on November 14, 2007
Chloe, nearby, gets out of an elevator. She's walking to Boy Editor's office. Inside the office, we see Boy Editor mounting Lois right on his desk. They knock over some office supplies. Chloe, hearing it, opens the door. She sees Lois on the desk and Boy Editor kissing her. It's about to be Red Shoe Diaries up in here. Chloe, wide-eyed, closes the door. She looks worried and tired. And her hair's too short, while we're judging.
Kent Farm. The cows are enjoying Lana's time away. Up in the barn loft, Kara is staring out the huge sunset window. A dark whoosh approaches from behind her. Make way! Actor approaching! It's Zor-El, wearing a pretty funny black leather jacket. "My dear Kara, you're all right," he says. Also, they had a fantastic sale at Wilson's Leather on discontinued clothing from The Matrix. I bought six of these! Let's go get some sunglasses! Zor-El says he had a feeling he'd find her at the farm. He creeps forward and gives her a really scary hug. Kara pivots around and backs away from the barn window. She knows he tried to kill his brother. Zor-El says he's changed. He's a better man than he was. And an even better AC-TOR! He's been to a Lee Strasberg workshop, and it completely changed his technique! Expect even more emoting. And SCIENCE! Kara, her lip shiny, tries to keep up. She says that after all he's done (long, dramatic pause), why should she believe him? Zor-El says he's been given a second chance in a new world. We see his full body and his coat really is just too funny. It's definitely something stolen from the closet of Morpheus.