Episode Report Card Omar G: C- | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Follow Me. Zor-Else!
By Omar G | Season 7 | Episode 8 | Aired on November 14, 2007
Suddenly, Zor-El falls. Slowly. Using The Method. Clark is standing behind him holding out a Kryptonite rock. He tells Zor-El to back away. Zor-El scampers off, trying to jump a short block of ice. Exit! Downstage center! Clark, giving Zor-El the Hate Eyes, jabs the Kryptonite against his chest. He should have gotten that lead-lined coat. "Clark! The crystal! You're the only one who can stop the eclipse!" Kara yells. Yeah, I'm sort of the middle of killing your dad here, do you mind? Clark, dumb as ever, leaves Zor-El to go take care of the rack o' dildos. He pulls out the big blue crystal. The lights go off and then come back on bright white. Outside, we see the exterior of the Fortress go from beige back to white. The sun is out again. Lara comes to Clark. She says Zor-El must be destroyed. Quick, take away his copy of Stanislavski's An Actor Prepares! She tells Clark to destroy the crystal. Clark doesn't want her to get destroyed along with Zor-El. Lara says that as long as Clark has that ring, he won't be able to fulfill the destiny she and Jor-El envisioned for Clark. Clark says it's more important that they're together. Lara says she'll always be with Clark. "Destroy it!" she says. Zor-El is like, "Hey, guys? I'm still here! Doing stage business! What's my motivation for not wiggling until this rock falls off my chest?" Zor-El does just that. Ha ha! I have the upper hand! I shall let loose the dogs of war and My Science Method! Kara tries to wrestle with her dad. Lara tells Clark to "Do it! Save Kara!" Yeah, the bitch that betrayed us? I'll get right on that. Let me just check my do-to list. Oh, right, it says, "Don't fucking save Kara." Zor-El lets loose a mighty growl and tries to push Kara to impale her on the ice dildos: "Grrrrrrrr! I'm projecting to the upper balcony!" Clark turns and swings at the rack of dildos. In this shot, Kara and Zor-El have magically disappeared. The blue crystal shatters in slow motion. Everything turns to mist. "Mom," Clark says. Everyone has disappeared except Clark. Clark calls for Kara. She's not here, either. The camera pulls way back as Clark keeps calling for her.