Episode Report Card Gustave: B | 5 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Midnight at Casa Kiefer
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 1 | Aired on 11.05.2001
Back at CTU, Nina has found George Mason's account number, but she can't get into the account because it's "encrypted." Kiefer asks Nina to get Soul Patch to get around the encryption. Apparently Nina is sleeping with Soul Patch, so Kiefer feels that Soul Patch owes her a favor. Nina is clearly irritated and surprised that Kiefer knows about this. She exits Kiefer's office and goes over to Soul Patch's desk and asks him to decode the encryption and get into George Mason's account. Soul Patch asks Nina if the favor is for her or for Jack. Nina lies and says it's for her. "I'm trying to pick up a thread," says Nina. "I'm trying to pick up a thread of my own," says Soul Patch. "Are you still sleeping with [Kiefer]?" Ooooh! Keep Nina away from the spiked eggnog at those CIA Christmas parties, y'all! Nina tries to deny it, but Soul Patch asks her how she can have an affair with someone who "turned in his own people." "They were dirty," replies Nina. "And Jack's Mister Clean, huh?" asks Soul Patch sarcastically. "Yes he is," says Nina emphatically. He promises her that he'll "see what [he] can find." When Nina leaves his desk, he's shown scowling thoughtfully in a close-up.
Meanwhile, Kiefer approaches Jalapeño Spice and asks her if she can hack into his home phone line and retrieve his daughter's email password. I guess Kiefer feels that Jalapeno Spice is the right one for this job because she learned computers on the six, yo, and she can hack into Casa Kiefer and get the 411, know what I'm sayin'? Jalapeño Spice wants to see a warrant. Kiefer assures her that it's urgent and important. Jalapeno complies, 'cause after all, those chicas from the Bronx know wassup so they keep it on the DL for Kiefer, a-i-i-i-ght? Kiefer calls Bride of Kiefer, who is still sweeping up the remains of the teacup, and tells her that Spawn of Kiefer's password is "Lifesucks." Bride of Kiefer is all, "Perfect."
Back at Bad Teen Convertibles, Spawn asks Rick if he's going to be around this weekend. "I could be," says Rick. "Be," demands Spawn of Kiefer, gently. They make out on the stairs while something the closed captioning calls "trip-hop music" plays. They can't find the other two. Oh wait, they're upstairs having sex.
At 12:43:05, the airplane is still making its way toward LAX. Groupie Gal and Eurotrash still haven't reached the lavatory, but she's asking Eurotrash if he's ever met Princess Di. "Yeah," says Eurotrash boastfully. "But I never took her picture." She asks him to show her one of his pictures. Eurotrash reaches for one of the in-flight magazines and shows her a page from it. "Munich?" asks Groupie Gal. "Yeah," says Eurotrash.