Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT "Car Rental? Ashley, You Could Rent A Yurt!"
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 7 | Aired on 07.24.2012
Spencer: "STFU. That's not even my biggest sibling secret."
Cece: "And you must be Emily. Nice rack."
Ems, a little breathless: "Thx."
Aria: "What about me? Did she ever talk about me? What did she ever say about me?"
Cece: "Anyway, I moved to LA, but now I'm back. And I refuse to tell you why! I work at a boutique across the street, for a boss who's both high-strung and aggressively sober, so I have to go."
Liars: "Okay well it was super fucked up meeting you!"
Cece: "Oh, and I really am a lot like Ali. For example, if you ever want to do some shoplifting..."
Aria: "Oh my God, you thought I was Hanna? This is mortifying."
Liars: "I can't believe Alison just has this random twin floating around! I mean, who could have predicted that?"
Spencer: "Maybe she was the Ali of Ali, like, she did those hip-jut head-tilts that Ali always did..."
Emily: "Looking right through you at all of your secrets..."
Liars: "I am uncomfortable thinking that we were in love with a copy of a copy, though. That kind of makes us look ridiculous."
Emily: "Yeah, or maybe it's turtles all the way down, right? Like wasn't Mona's whole problem that she was obsessed with us, in turn? And probably Cece based her entire personality on somebody we don't even know, and that person was also faking it, and so on? Maybe this is just what high school is like?"
Yes, that is exactly what high school is like. It is also what people are like. You should stop worrying so much about it.
ELLA!
This scene is so great. So Ella's checking out a dress in a garment bag when Aria comes into her classroom to bring her the mail -- "You forgot to tell Vanity Fair you moved" -- and they consider the dress, which is a sort of jewel-tone raspberry thing that I'm sure will look tons better on. Turns out Ella has a coffee date -- "from that website that you made me join," she grumbles adorably -- and she's getting nervous. Aria tish-toshes that one.
Ella: "Easy for you to say, you've dated within this century!"
Aria: "That is a technicality at best. So tell me all about this guy!"
Ella: "Well, he's pretty much Pastor Ted. Down to the 'silver fox' appellation."
Aria: "Oooh, older guys. Very hot."
Ella: "Don't push it."
Aria: "Heh. And this is the dress?"