Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT "Car Rental? Ashley, You Could Rent A Yurt!"
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 7 | Aired on 07.24.2012
Aria: "Hanna, really? We can just come back tomorrow."
Hanna: "Nope, it's gotta be now. Why are you challenging me?"
Aria, verbatim: "Friends don't let friends sneak into insane asylums alone."
EXT HEINOUS & HORRIBLE
Cece: "Did you bring me coffee from all the way across the street? Girl, I'm way more likely to give you a tumble than my dead twin, but you gotta give a girl a minute."
Emily: "Um, this Americano is for me. I don't actually have time to worry about you right now."
Cece: "So, did you tell Nate how much we hate Jenna?"
Emily: "It was weird, I think I convinced him to like her more somehow. Boys."
Cece: "You'd better give me your number, so I can dick with your mind more efficiently."
They trade phones, and Cece immediately dials Jenna's phone from Emily's, because she really just might as well be Alison I guess. The awesome thing is, while she's dialing, she like offhandedly asks about Jason and if Emily sees him much and if he's single. It's amazing how efficient she is with this kind of thing. The PLLs could learn, as they say, a thing or two. Emily is amazed too, just amazed, at how this all goes down. It is great.
Cece: "Hi! Is this Jenna? The better question is, Who the hell are you, and why are you going out with my boyfriend? Oh, you didn't? Because I think that you did know, and just didn't care! Here's what I know: If I ever see you anywhere near Nate, I will scratch your eyes out! Click."
Emily, hilariously: "Cece! She used to be blind!"
Cece: "Fuck it. It's not like we* shot a unicorn, we're helping out your friend. You want me to call her back?"
Emily: "Don't think I didn't catch that 'we,' you old DiLaurentis Doppelganger. That is such a total Alison move it's unbelievable. But yes. I mean, no. I mean thank you. I mean I have to go."
Cece: "That's what I thought. Problem solved. See you around, Americano!"
And with that she is gone. This is just like with Twin Peaks when I was a kid and my genius theory was that Laura's spirit had possessed Donna, and that was why Audrey was so much awesomer than everybody else. Because this bitch is pretty much Alison. And that is excellent. If we didn't all love the actress that plays Ali so much, I'd assume we were into this for the long haul, but fingers crossed she pulls some more shit like this before she goes wherever people go on this show.