Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT "Car Rental? Ashley, You Could Rent A Yurt!"
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 7 | Aired on 07.24.2012
Emily: "Heh, I know."
He produces a candle, which she sniffs before he tells her it's for Jenna.
Nate: "They all smelled like hairspray, so I got the one with the nicest name."
Emily: "Why are you buying that bitch anything? Buy her a black eye, that's what I'd do."
Nate: "Um, we are dating. Since she's not a lesbian, and everything. Oh, were you thinking this storyline was going to go another way?"
Emily: "I feel sympathy for all the Pretty Little Lesbians who didn't get to freak out about their show persecuting them, I really do in a way. They were gearing up like whoa. But it's probably better like this."
Nate: "So will you help me shop for her?"
Emily: "She'll love it. Highly developed sense of smell."
Nice! Oh, Emily. Emily this season is so fantastic. Time traveling, getting the snark served up... And now she's off cappuccino probation? Everything's comin' up Fields.
Nate: "Are you and Jenna not close friends like she said? Because she also said really nice things about Maya. Apparently she drove Jenna home a few times during the blind phase..."
Emily: "Why are you challenging me? Okay, fine. I'll help you shop. Apparently there's a new boutique in town that caters exclusively to sluts with secrets."
MARIN
Aria: "But like, Alison never even mentioned this girl before last week..."
Hanna: "That's how this show works. Do you know if there's a way to cheat on a blood test?"
There's a Ouija board set up in Hanna's house, and she did not leave it there, and the second she touches the planchette it's like booby-trapped or something, and it pricks her finger like a spindle. There's a note on there, even: "See how it easy it is for me to get your blood?"
Aria: "What the fuck?"
Hanna: "Man, this means A has a key to my house..."
Aria: "Seriously, what is this thing?"
Hanna: "We gotta check upstairs for murderers, what a hassle..."
Aria: "Hanna, why is this here and what is it?"
Hanna: "Plus now I gotta put on more lip gloss..."
Aria: "Hanna."
Hanna: "Okay, fine. It's the next thing from the coffin. Like your earrings. I buried it..."
Aria: "A Ouija board in a coffin? That's like the total reverse of how you're supposed to..."
Hanna: "-- No, just the ... hand thing. It was meaningful."