Episode Report Card Demian: C | 275 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Dolt, Be Not Proud
By Demian | Season 8 | Episode 10 | Aired on 2005.11.27
Trudeau Memorial, formerly Andy's House Of Beef, formerly The Loneliest Precinct House In The World, as luck would have it. Well, Raige is there, at any rate. She arrives in Ivan's office in that grotesque sequined sweater of hers to ask for a favor, but he demands an explanation for her earlier behavior first. Long story short, she's an old-fashioned kind of gal who believes the gentleman should pay for the meal when said gentleman "specifically asks [her] out on a date." At this last, Ivan plants a halting finger in the air and asks, "Who did that?" "You did," Raige duhs. "I? Uh, no," he insists. Raige argues otherwise: "You said, 'Would you like to go for lunch on a date?'" No, Raige, Ivan actually said, "Would you like to go for lunch at Nate's?" and now Raige feels like a complete asshole, and I have no idea why I typed out that entirely pointless conversation, aside from the fact that these two are probably the most engaging couple to have appeared on this show since Hot Zankou and Secretly INSANE Brody totally flirted with each other during The Change last season. Also, the favor Raige came to ask is completely stupid and even more pointless than this little dating exchange was, and perhaps I was attempting to avoid it. Alas, I cannot, so here it is: She wants some alone time with the monster truck driver who smashed into Frankendolt all those many scene ago. Ivan agrees, and we're shunted over to the precinct's interrogation room, where we meet the monster truck driver in question, and he's a thorough pain in the ass with a luridly fake Joisey accent, so let's skip ahead to the point where Raige is finally left alone with the annoying bastard, whereupon she latches onto his shoulder and orbs him back to...