Episode Report Card Demian: C | 275 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Dolt, Be Not Proud
By Demian | Season 8 | Episode 10 | Aired on 2005.11.27
Meanwhile, over at Not!warts, they've tossed the two women I hate the most together for a scene that's actually important to this evening's plot because somebody on this godawful show's staff evidently wants me dead. I suppose, though, that I should note all four of the primary female characters tonight are wearing black: Raige's dress, Piper's loose top, Phoebe's denim jacket, and The Retarded Bimbo's current demonic slutwear. On this series, that counts as subtlety. In any event, The Retard paces the floor in the center of the Library while Phoebe hides behind a table, and the two whisper at each other about some demon who remains unspecified throughout this bit, but who actually abducted The Retard's stupid sister that nobody cares about all those many years ago. Just then, Phoebe's cell phone rings, and they recycle a joke from last season about killer reception and whatnot before Phoebe answers to find Piper on the other end. After much dithering on Piper's part, she finally admits to Phoebe that she had a Death spotting earlier in the day, and warns Phoebe not to take on any dark demonic sorts until they can figure out what's going on. Too late, for "Reinhardt" is now flaming into the outer hall, all Manson Lamps and bald head and embarrassing facial hair and bizarre tattoos. At least he doesn't have a British accent. Thank heaven for small favors. The Retard lisps her way through the ensuing confrontation, so I'll be skipping ahead to the point where Reinhardt starts kicking her stupid, oddly proportioned ass around the room.